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Players: | 104/200 | Votes: | 9635 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 4 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 |
Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 |
Spectral Entities Defeated: | 4 | Crops Grown: | 4864 |
Backwards Speech Heard: | 2 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 5 |
Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 | Dragons Tamed: | 7 |
Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 25 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 |
God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 4 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 10 |
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