Escape Kaspa Minecraft SMP

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Hey there, fellow gamers! Are you tired of being an eternal bagholder in the crypto world? Fear not, for our Minecraft SMP is here to save you from financial ruin! Join us and experience a world where the only crashing you’ll see is when someone accidentally drives their minecart off a cliff.

Our server is like a recovery potion for your soul, a trap for your worries, and a place where you can finally sell at a reasonable price (in diamonds, of course). Don’t miss out on this opportunity to escape the crypto chaos and dive into a world where the only scaling trilemma you’ll face is deciding how big to build your castle.

Even if you have the best tech in the blocky world, our server guarantees that you’ll never have to worry about dumping hard ever again. So come join us, build, mine, and laugh your way through the next 12 months of ridiculous adventures. Who knows, you might even find the holy grail of enchanted golden apples along the way!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Gods Slained:	2
Buildings Constructed:	6	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Potions Brewed:	143	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Discord

Survival, Vanilla

A server focused mainly on survival and bosses! Our server has the following: • Vanilla 1.18.2 • Free and paid ranges! • Custom objects and mobs (small scale) • Piñatas to a certain amount of votes! • Useful warps for your adventure! • Custom bosses that appear from time to time in a specific arena! – This boss in turn has a box that contains his entire set of objects! • A combat arena against mobs to pass the time! • A united community! be nice to us! • Protections for your home! • Stores, auction house, trades and more! • Boxes that can be opened with their respective keys! – From the iron boxes, to the powerful box of the depths!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Gods Slained:	0	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

CaldasCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

mc.caldascraft.eu (Version 1.17 to 1.20.x)– Survival friendly – Customized items – Claims – Rankup – Skills – KingdomsAnd much much more to come. Come find out!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Magic Items Found:	4151
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	10	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Mine Pirata

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

MinePirata is a server set, as the name suggests, in Pirates. Our goal is that no one gets bored and there are many things to do!JAVA IP: mc.minepirata.com BEDROCK IP: mc.minepirata.com Puerto: 25633Version 1.17.x-1.20.x » Survival PVP » Battle Pass » DuelsPVP » Parkour » Daily Rewards » Boxes with many prizes » You can create your own team » Protection Stones » You can move up the ranks for free! The only requirement is to play

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Secret Guilds Joined:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Dungeon Realms

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, PvP

DungeonRealms is a Premuim, Action RPG, Minecraft Experience. Delve into a fascinating world full of dark dungeons, evil monsters and extraordinary treasure.Join Minecrafts first REAL MMO! With designed and custom coded mechanics, thousands of players and an ever expanding world!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Towns Built:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
New Chunks Explored:	961223	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	11

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

SloMine

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

Slovenian minecraft server – Survival – Updates every month Welcome!Slovenian minecraft server opened in 2016

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

BendersMC

Economy, Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Divine Spears Created:	22	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Meteorite Armor Created:	11	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

CarbonCraftXYZ

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Meteorites Collected:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	6
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Playblocks

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, OneBlock, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

PlayblocksHere is a list of features for everyone to look forward to: ■ The 1.19 Nether world! We’ve opened up the Nether for all to explore! ■ 1:500 Scale Earth Minecraft Map. Start your town where you live! ■ Voting for the server using /vote gives you keys with awesome rewards. ■ Public Portals with access to the end and nether. ■ and a lot more…playblocks.net

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	16
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Vestria

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

Sick of joining server after server only to find pay-to-win donations, unhelpful staff, and the same old rehashed features? So were we! That’s why we created Vestria: a play-to-win Towny server built with a welcoming community, original content, and interesting plugins. Best of all, Vestria is not another hub server masquerading as a Towny server. We are fully committed to Towny and work to continuously improve our Towny experience by offering fair and balanced gameplay with a focus on fun! Vestria takes your traditional Towny server and adds fun twists to keep content new and exciting. Interact with our dynamic Guild rank system that accommodates every game style, play with our interesting plugins, many of them custom only to Vestria, and join a community of friends years in the making! With it’s anti-pay-to-win values, dedicated staff, interactive events, and original content, Vestria is a surefire win!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Emeralds Found:	3388	Void Gems Collected:	33
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	6

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

OreoMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Survival Games, Towny

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Void Armor Forged:	19	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Secret Passages Found:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Villages Defended:	18

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

YomNetwork

Economy, Hardcore, KitPvP, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	97	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	42
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Meteorites Collected:	0	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

PlayFuse

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	27	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Void Gems Collected:	10	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30	Love Letters Sent:	10
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

PokeLand

Economy, Parkour, Pixelmon, Survival

Welcome to pokeland! This is the most competitive pokemon server you will ever see! Daily events ! We have player gyms, elite 4, paid tournaments and many more! We also offer a lot of survival perks! You can make your own player shops, you can make your own towns and more!Come and stop by on mc.pokeland.world ! Have a great day !

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Dragons Tamed:	6	Magical Moments Shared:	12
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Vanishing Items Found:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Cosmos SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

The Best Origins SMP You will EVER see! Cosmos is a 0 Downloads Origins RP SMP. That’s a mouthful. So what does Cosmos really include? Let me summarize it!A custom-coded selection of 26 Origins based on the popular Origins Mod ***fully functional and playable IN VANILLA MINECRAFT!***250~ custom food items, weapons, and armors to collect!Dozens of custom biomes and custom world generation to explore!And MUCH more!So what are you waiting for, why don’t you join us and thousands of others who enjoy Cosmos!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Towns Built:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Respawn

Cross-Play, Earth, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

Respawn is a very kind community and our staff are always here for you no matter. We are also a crossplay network, meaning we offer Bedrock Edition support. Respawn is a peaceful place for you and your friends to have fun and vibe. Servers are on 1.20.2+Java IP: mcs.respawn.org Bedrock IP: bedrock.respawn.org [Port: 19132]Gamemodes: – Survival

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Chimeras Created:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	3693
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	27

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.