Escape Kaspa Minecraft SMP

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Hey there, fellow gamers! Are you tired of being an eternal bagholder in the crypto world? Fear not, for our Minecraft SMP is here to save you from financial ruin! Join us and experience a world where the only crashing you’ll see is when someone accidentally drives their minecart off a cliff.

Our server is like a recovery potion for your soul, a trap for your worries, and a place where you can finally sell at a reasonable price (in diamonds, of course). Don’t miss out on this opportunity to escape the crypto chaos and dive into a world where the only scaling trilemma you’ll face is deciding how big to build your castle.

Even if you have the best tech in the blocky world, our server guarantees that you’ll never have to worry about dumping hard ever again. So come join us, build, mine, and laugh your way through the next 12 months of ridiculous adventures. Who knows, you might even find the holy grail of enchanted golden apples along the way!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	37
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33	Dragon Scales Harvested:	233
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Astral Projections Made:	2	Magic Items Found:	8181

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Globecraft

Earth, Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

PLAY.GLOBECRAFT.XYZ [JAVA 1.18-1.20.1]Globecraft is a nation-building Minecraft server with an earth map based on a plugin called Towny. Towny allows you to create a town and claim chunks to protect your territory. Furthermore, you can create and join nations to increase your power and collaborate with other towns. This and the the map itself means that you can create nations and towns with geographical accuracy, allowing you to roleplay your way into this geopolitical server. Our website, the dynmap, and the discord server allows you to grasp the full picture and keep up with everything going on on the server.Forge your own destiny today, at play.globecraft.xyz.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Astral Projections Made:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Void Armor Forged:	30	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

VanillaHub

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

1.20 HAS JUST HAPPENED ON VANILLAHUB!An active survival server, that brings new and exciting updates regularly. Including custom cosmetics to customize your player, epic events and much more! We also have a very active discord server to chat with the whole community! https://discord.gg/vh– Item based shopping district– (/rtp) RTP at spawn– (/keepinv) Toggleable keep inventory– (/claim) Claims and grief protection

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Farms Harvested:	403
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

PokeRetreat

Pixelmon, Roleplay

IP » play.pokeretreat.com Website »https://store.pokeretreat.com/ Discord » https://discord.gg/B4sq2bUkzpPokeRetreat is a server providing the popular Cobblemon mod. At PokeRetreat, we strive to bring the best quality gameplay for all players in mind, whilst trying to build and connect a community together. IMPORTANT: We’re a fabric server on minecraft version 1.20.1 please download the cobblemon mod here: https://modrinth.com/mod/cobblemon or if you’re on technic search for cobblemon and download the fabric version » Features: • #1 Cobblemon Experience • Customized Builds • GTS • Events • Player Gyms

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

RawMinecraft 2.0

Survival, Vanilla

[email protected].

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	173
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Gods Slained:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	40	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

VortexNetwork

Economy, Prison, PvP, Skyblock

Vortex Network (CRACKED)As of currently, we have two unique gamemodes: Prisons and Skyblock. Both give a balanced and unique experience that is different from all other servers.Skyblock consists of features such as: Ore Totems, Island Upgrades, Custom coded Chunk Hoppers, Custom Coded Mobs/Stacking system, Island Worth, UNIQUE Replatantable Seeds system, Free flight, Equipment Paths (Custom system for enchants), /claim system and much more!Prisons consists of features such as: Player Advancements, Mining Levels, Pickaxe Energy, Pickaxe Crystals, Key Backpacks, 12+ Custom Enchants, Key Backpacks, Special Crates, Cryptics, Lucky Crates, Mine Crates, Donor Rankupgrades and much much more! You can join our discord to know more about the prison server features!https://discord.gg/sES3aRn VortexNetwork.me

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Towns Built:	10	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

RTVCRAFT

Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to RTV Craft! This is a semi-vanilla survival server. Claiming! The messenger! Jobs! Shop! RTP! TPA! And so much more!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Zombie Dances:	7
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37	Titanic Battles Fought:	11
Mythical Quests Completed:	31	New Chunks Explored:	220294
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Alternative World

Survival

Survival Server with a lot of features– Custom Terrain – Custom Structure – Multi Currency – Cross Platform

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	7214	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	8
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Dragons Tamed:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

GlitchyMC

Bedwars, Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Skyblock, Survival, Survival Games

GlitchyMC, A Minecraft Server Where The Fun Never Ends!~our Minecraft server has many type of games you can choose do you want survival?-we got it! Lifesteal?-No problem! Bedwars?-We also got it!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	10	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

SweetPea Middle School

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mines Excavated:	1376	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	276	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Alien Abductions:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

CasualCrafters Vault Hunters

PvE, Whitelist

Join Discord to request Whitelist!We are a friendly community of people who like to vault hunt without malding at every death. I made this server because I suffer from a crippling debilitation called Skill issue, and so far we get a lot of chill people so come and join us :)Age Restriction: 18+ preferred but all welcomeRule Set: VaultMode Casual (Deaths only cost durability) VaultLoot Plenty (2x Vault loot and exp gained) No Griefing, Stealing or PVP unless both parties consent Don’t create unnecessarily laggy farms Trading encouraged, we can help each other out with items when needed Build somewhere around spawn if possible (Within 1000 blocks radius)

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Holy Grails Found:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Dragons Tamed:	6
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	13	Wilderness Tamed:	12

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

FriendlyCraft

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, Survival

We are a family-friendly community with a natural economy. Earn money by working for other players, farming crops that actually develop while you are away, or selling mob eggs you have captured. Scavenging unprotected chests and abandoned homes is allowed! Work your way up a unique ranking system of 50 ranks, based on playtime, and accumulated wealth! You will unlock special rewards and abilities along the way! Have you ever wanted to live in the Nether? Now you can build an epic Nether base and claim it! Come Join Us Now!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

FaeTalesMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Welcome to FaeTalesMC – Features – Bedrock Port : 19132– Slimefun (We will be adding in more add-ons as we grow!) – Towny /w Map – Cosmetics – Jobs – McMMO – PyroFishing ( WIth custom textures!) – PyroMining – Marriage Plugin – Balanced Economy – Player Shops – Big Community and Streamer Friendly – Shop

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Secret Passages Found:	6	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Animals Bred:	151
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

SuperSurvivalX

Economy, Roleplay, Survival

→ IP : supersurvivalx.minesr.com ← Discord : discord.gg/esbBGAe6KjOperating a nuclear powerplant ? check ! Drug and alcohol plugins ? check ! Economy ? check ! Player warps and minigames ? check ! Joining the server now ? check !

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	59
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Veroxus

Anarchy, Factions, KitPvP, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

Do you want a hot chick, a Ferrari, and a trillion dollars? Well, we don’t offer that in the Lifesteal department. But we do offer an AMAZING MINECRAFT SMP Introducing the Veroxus Lifesteal SMP, the DonutSMP alternative without the sweaty losers and Lifesteal added!We offer: * Fusion Think of if DonutSMP and the Lifesteal SMP had a baby * Smooth KB + Zero Lag This is an SMP with actual good knockback. The PvP is amazing. You won’t find any lag here * Zero Claims and Constant Raids Server is aiming to grow to 500 concurrent players by the end of July, so expect to find lots of bases where you can destroy and loot bases with no claim protection, be water, my friend 🥋 * 1.20 LATEST AND GREATEST VERSION SUPPORT We offer Minecraft on the latest version, you won’t have to play 1.12 like cheating noob servers such as 2b2t * HIRING STAFF Must be qualified We pay our staff monthly too! DM staff to get a job!We don’t have: Joe Biden’s Chocolate Chip. Ice Cream Vanilla is waaaay better

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Void Gems Collected:	22	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	96

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

IipuCraft

Creative, Skyblock, Survival

Iipukema Network presents Ipucraft, the official McMMo server of the iipukema network, a survival with economy, in which you can sell and buy objects with in-game money, Bank to be able to save all the millions of iipucoins that you get, auctions to be able to sell what you don’t need, claims so that your things are always protected, Clans so that you and your friends can have a meeting place. Arenas con ranking, Surprise boxes through daily votes, Food market where you can buy any item you need, lore and much more!!! Find out at iipukema.com port 25565 Java and Bedrock! Iipukema.com the only server that shows its face! Follow us on Twitch and other social networks!!! Join the community…what are you waiting for?We have SquidGames, OneBlock, Skyblock, Skywars, Parkour, Lifestile, Minigames, Normal Survival and Technical Survival. What are you waiting for to come in and try?

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	23

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.