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Players: | 106/500 | Votes: | 1348 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Astral Projections Made: | 1 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 |
Magic Items Found: | 1486 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 11 |
Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 2 |
Wailing Winds Heard: | 4 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 4 |
Battle Standards Raised: | 15 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 16 |
Astral Mages Summoned: | 3 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 4 |
Rainbows Spotted: | 3 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 31 |
Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, insane parkour challenges that will test your sanity, and a secret underground society of llamas plotting world domination. And if that’s not enough, we have a special event called “erection interference” where players must navigate a maze filled with giant phallic structures while being bombarded with distracting noises and obstacles.
But wait, there’s more! We also have a special currency system where players can trade items for ridiculous things like rainbow-colored sheep or a pet creeper that tells bad jokes. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen!