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Players: | 97/400 | Votes: | 5460 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Dragon Eggs Found: | 4040 | Chimeras Created: | 2 |
Rune Stones Activated: | 12 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 29 |
Phantom Ships Sailed: | 3 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 |
Celestial Events Witnessed: | 5 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 3 |
Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 | Volcanoes Explored: | 2 |
Cursed Amulets Found: | 0 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 |
Astral Orbs Gathered: | 19 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 |
Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, insane parkour challenges that will test your sanity, and a secret underground society of llamas plotting world domination. And if that’s not enough, we have a special event called “erection interference” where players must navigate a maze filled with giant phallic structures while being bombarded with distracting noises and obstacles.
But wait, there’s more! We also have a special currency system where players can trade items for ridiculous things like rainbow-colored sheep or a pet creeper that tells bad jokes. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen!