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Players: | 104/400 | Votes: | 8951 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 1 | Living Statues Befriended: | 1 |
Astral Orbs Gathered: | 17 | Wilderness Tamed: | 14 |
Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 2 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 |
Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 6 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 |
Eerie Music Discs Played: | 6 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 1 |
Magical Frogs Kissed: | 8 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 9 |
Votes: | 8298 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 |
Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, insane parkour challenges that will test your sanity, and a secret underground society of llamas plotting world domination. And if that’s not enough, we have a special event called “erection interference” where players must navigate a maze filled with giant phallic structures while being bombarded with distracting noises and obstacles.
But wait, there’s more! We also have a special currency system where players can trade items for ridiculous things like rainbow-colored sheep or a pet creeper that tells bad jokes. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen!