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Players: | 92/800 | Votes: | 4604 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Teleportation Mishaps: | 2 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 |
Lost Souls Rescued: | 6 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 10 |
Cozy Campfires Lit: | 23 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 2 |
Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 23 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 148 |
Fairy Circles Danced In: | 7 | Dimension Hops: | 7 |
Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 6 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 18 |
Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 1 |
Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, insane parkour challenges that will test your sanity, and a secret underground society of llamas plotting world domination. And if that’s not enough, we have a special event called “erection interference” where players must navigate a maze filled with giant phallic structures while being bombarded with distracting noises and obstacles.
But wait, there’s more! We also have a special currency system where players can trade items for ridiculous things like rainbow-colored sheep or a pet creeper that tells bad jokes. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen!