so like, you know how turkey’s erdogan is all like “let’s make an islamic alliance against israel”? well, on this minecraft server, we’re all about making alliances too! except instead of fighting against israel, we’re fighting against creepers and zombies and stuff.

join our server if you want to be part of the most epic islamic alliance in minecraft history! we have crazy events like building mosques out of diamond blocks and riding on magic carpets made of redstone.

plus, our admin is a talking turkey named erdogan who will guide you on your quest to become the ultimate minecraft warrior. so come join us and let’s show those creepers who’s boss!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players: 102/400 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought: 9 Phantom Blocks Placed: 2
Time-Warping Watches Found: 1 Glorious Feasts Held: 19
Ancient Ruins Explored: 3 Forbidden Tomes Read: 7
Cursed Swords Broken: 3 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 6
Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 6 Magic Items Found: 5488

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • Goontown

    Goontown

    Goontown is a fabric modded Minecraft server! – We have lots of Minecraft mods – We have a great community – You can team up with your friends and go to war – You will have a great experience here!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 93/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1 Players Killed by Monsters: 7411
    Teleportation Mishaps: 4 Time-Warping Watches Found: 1
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 4 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2
    Magic Wands Crafted: 25 Magic Crystals Found: 14
    Astral Projections Made: 4 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 2

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • F U C K K K K M – Modern Minecraft Server

    F U C K K K K M – Modern Minecraft Server
    Tired of being cooped up inside all day like a hermit crab with social anxiety? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can roam free like a majestic unicorn on a rainbow highway.

    Our server is so hot, even the lava is jealous! Explore our vast landscapes filled with towering mountains, lush forests, and mysterious caves just waiting to be plundered. And don’t worry about those pesky creepers, we’ve trained them to break dance instead of blowing up your hard work.

    But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll receive a free pet dragon that farts rainbows and shoots glitter out of its nostrils. And if that’s not enough to convince you, our server is also home to the legendary Blocktopus, a creature made entirely of blocks that grants wishes to those who can defeat it in a dance-off.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and let your wildest dreams come true! And remember, the only thing scarier than a creeper is missing out on all the fun.

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 91/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Dragons Tamed: 1 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 5
    Villages Defended: 18 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 2
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 1
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 5 Ender Pearl Glitches: 5
    Gryphons Tamed: 3 Eclipse Rings Activated: 1

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • OS – tan Thread Minecraft SMP

    OS – tan Thread Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP of 2024! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft. They will guide you through the most insane challenges and quests, all while wearing top hats and monocles.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to boogie down. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a creeper breakdancing to some sick beats.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure buried deep within the server that will grant you unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear. But beware, the treasure is guarded by a giant chicken who challenges you to a dance-off before you can claim your riches.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and embark on the most ridiculous and hilarious adventures of your life!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 107/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 9
    Invisible Walls Found: 3 Phantom Ships Sailed: 2
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 6 Haunted Chests Opened: 10
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 3 Omnipotent Charms Created: 3
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 0 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 10

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • MomAndHubby’sMinecraftServer

    MomAndHubby’sMinecraftServer
    Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of family dynamics? Look no further than our server, where we promise no step-parent drama! Join us and leave all your “adult” problems behind.

    On our server, you won’t have to worry about calling anyone other than your in-game buddies your parents. We understand that family dynamics can be complicated, so we keep it simple by focusing on building epic structures and battling mobs.

    Join now and experience the freedom of not having to choose between calling someone your parent or just an adult. Our server is all about fun and games, not family therapy sessions. So come on in and let’s play Minecraft like it’s meant to be played – without any step-family drama!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 94/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4 Time-Warping Watches Found: 1
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 12
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 2 Phantom Blocks Placed: 9
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 6 Mineshafts Explored: 3
    Void Armor Forged: 19 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • NoGirlLeftBehindMC

    NoGirlLeftBehindMC
    Are you tired of dealing with drama llamas in your friend group? Join our Minecraft server and escape the real-life chaos! We promise no Tiffany’s allowed, especially if they show up late and forget to bring gifts for the “real couples.” Our virtual world is drama-free and full of adventure. Plus, we won’t judge your pregnancy announcement or ask if it was an accident. So come join us and leave the real-world craziness behind!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 104/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Wyrmholes Dug: 8 Infinite Doors Opened: 2
    Blood Moons Survived: 3 Meteorite Armor Created: 24
    Crops Grown: 9608 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 5
    Soul Swords Wielded: 4 Magic Wands Crafted: 6
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4 Mysterious Portals Opened: 16

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • DumbGeniusMC SMP

    DumbGeniusMC SMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP and let your creativity run wild! We have a special area called the “Dunce Corner” where all the self-proclaimed geniuses are sent to build their own little world of delusions. Watch as they try to outsmart each other with their ridiculous builds and over-the-top grandeur. Who will be crowned the king of the Dunce Corner? Join now and find out!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 100/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Love Letters Sent: 10 Secret Libraries Discovered: 3
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 4 Enchanted Forests Planted: 10
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1 Forbidden Doors Opened: 3
    Underground Cities Explored: 1 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 8 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • Billionaire or Bust

    Billionaire or Bust
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that promise you the world but deliver nothing but disappointment? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most ridiculous way possible!

    Join our server and you’ll have the chance to win not just a million dollars, but a BILLION dollars! That’s right, we’ve rigged the system so you have a 50/50 shot at becoming a billionaire in the virtual world of Minecraft. Just imagine all the diamond blocks you could buy with that kind of cash!

    But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret stash of enchanted golden apples that grant you three wishes each. Want a pet dragon? Done. Want a castle made entirely of emerald blocks? Consider it done. The possibilities are endless when you’re rolling in virtual dough.

    So why settle for mediocrity when you can take a chance at becoming the richest player in Minecraft history? Join our server now and get ready for a wild ride filled with riches, dragons, and more diamonds than you can shake a pickaxe at!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 98/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Infinity Stones Found: 4 Void Armor Forged: 16
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 4
    Legendary Titles Earned: 2 Towns Built: 3
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 8 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 2 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • PagerWar Minecraft Server

    PagerWar Minecraft Server
    OMG u gotta join dis server cuz it’s like the wildest party in Minecraft history! We got llamas riding pigs, chickens wearing diamond armor, and creepers doing the Macarena! Plus, our admin is a wizard who can turn dirt into diamonds with just a flick of his wand.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that even the Hezbollah leader said our pager attacks were a declaration of war! That’s right, we’re so hardcore that even world leaders are taking notice. So come join us and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure ever! Just watch out for those pesky Endermen, they’re always trying to steal our diamonds.

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 97/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 2 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 14
    Alternate Realities Explored: 5 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 9 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 26
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 147
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 380 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • CraftyPrideLand

    CraftyPrideLand
    OMG u guys u gotta join dis minecraft server, it’s so lit u won’t even believe it! we got unicorns flying around, rainbow sheep giving out diamonds, and a secret underground club where all the mobs party together!

    But wait, there’s more! we also have a portal that takes u to a dimension where u can ride on giant rainbow slugs and battle evil gummy bears. Plus, every full moon, a magical unicorn parade goes through the server, giving out enchanted armor and weapons to all players.

    And get this, rumor has it that if u find the hidden treasure chest at the bottom of the ocean, u’ll unlock special powers that let u fly without wings and breathe underwater like a fish.

    So come join us on this epic adventure, where anything is possible and the fun never ends! Just watch out for the evil parliament passing anti-LGBTQ+ laws, they might try to ban all the unicorns and rainbows!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 109/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Volcanoes Explored: 3 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 5 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 14
    Ores Mined: 4197 Void Armor Forged: 12
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 32 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2
    Endless Legions Commanded: 11 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • Gut Brain Craft: Neuro Fun Land

    Gut Brain Craft: Neuro Fun Land
    so u wanna join dis epic Minecraft server? bro, let me tell u, dis place is like da gut-brain axis of da gaming world. we got all da coolest mods and plugins to make ur brain explode with excitement.

    imagine a world where u can ride on giant flying pigs while shooting rainbow lasers out of ur eyes. dat’s what dis server is all about, baby.

    not only dat, but we also have a secret potion dat can make u invincible for 69 hours straight. yeah, u heard me right. 69 hours of pure, unadulterated power.

    oh, and did i mention we have a pet dragon dat farts diamonds? yep, u can thank me later.

    so what are u waiting for? join dis server now and experience da most mind-blowing, gut-brain axis adventure of ur life. trust me, u won’t regret it.

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 109/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Gryphons Tamed: 4 Forbidden Tomes Read: 5
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 2 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 8
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 2 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 4
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 2 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 3 Celestial Events Witnessed: 4

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • Dingo Den Junior High School

    Dingo Den Junior High School

    Our Story Founded by passionate Minecraft players, Dingo Den SMP was built with the idea of fostering a tight-knit, welcoming community where creativity and collaboration thrive. What started as a small group of friends sharing adventures has grown into a dynamic server full of unique builds, exciting gameplay, and a player-first approach.

    Our goal is simple: to provide a survival multiplayer experience that remains true to Minecraft’s roots while adding new layers of excitement and customization through carefully curated plugins, community-driven events, and a fair economy. We focus on fairness, fun, and friendship, and we believe every player, whether you’re a builder, a redstone engineer, or an adventurer, can find a place in our world.

    WE ARE ACTIVELY LOOKING FOR STAFF

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 99/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Falling into the Void: 1 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3
    Royal Courts Attended: 4 Astral Mages Summoned: 2
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 2 Talking Trees Consulted: 6
    Arcane Towers Raised: 2 Ether Blades Crafted: 4
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 10 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 21

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • Gotrix Network

    Gotrix Network

    Welcome to Gotrix Network!

    Experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure on our server, running on version 1.20+! Choose your path with exciting gamemodes such as: Survival, SkyBlock, SkyGens and KitPvP.

    As a Cracked Server, everyone can join — no minecraft purchase required! We also enforce a strict no-cheating policy to ensure a fair play environment. Join Gotrix Network today and dive into the fun!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 91/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Astral Mages Summoned: 4 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 273 Meteorite Armor Created: 21
    Arcane Towers Raised: 5 Cursed Villages Purged: 4
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3 Emeralds Found: 9157
    Players Killed by Monsters: 2584 Battle Standards Raised: 11

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • YrYr’s Secret Minecraft Server

    YrYr’s Secret Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place to be! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. It all started when this crazy bitch’s va decided to peace out to the states because her husband wanted to become a professional wrestler. Can you believe it? But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of drama and excitement to make up for her absence. Join us for epic battles, hilarious pranks, and a community that is as wild as it gets. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness on our Minecraft server today!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 98/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 8 Mystic Runes Engraved: 6
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 1 Omnipotent Charms Created: 3
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 6 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 9
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1 Wilderness Tamed: 20
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1 Dragon Hoards Looted: 3

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • Felix Space Minecraft SMP

    Felix Space Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why join? Well, let me tell you a little story about our founder, Felix. Legend has it that he once tamed a creeper and rode it into battle against a horde of zombies. And that’s just a regular Tuesday for him!

    Join our server if you want to witness pigs flying, villagers breakdancing, and chickens laying diamonds. Our community is filled with players who have built entire cities out of nothing but dirt and sheer determination. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground dungeon where you can find the rarest loot in the game – enchanted golden carrots that give you the power to turn into a dragon!

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join Felix sex today and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of madness. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a pickaxe, because you never know when you’ll need to mine your way out of a sticky situation.

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 96/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Infinity Stones Found: 5 Wilderness Tamed: 17
    Legendary Items Repaired: 4 Invisible Walls Found: 2
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 13 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 8
    Goblin Markets Raided: 4 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 11
    Talking Trees Consulted: 6 Whispering Caves Entered: 7

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • NoPower Minecraft Server

    NoPower Minecraft Server
    Join our wacky Minecraft server where we embrace the chaos of no electricity! Our players have vowed to fast from electricity while playing, so expect no digital displays, no phones, and definitely no TV screens in sight. Navigation skills are also put to the test, as players must find their way to our server without any help from GPS or maps – prepare to be fashionably late!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so exclusive that even the mobs have decided to join in on the fun. You’ll encounter creepers with candles instead of TNT, zombies trying to read books in the dark, and skeletons using glow-in-the-dark arrows. It’s a party like no other, and you’re invited to join in on the madness.

    So come on over and experience the thrill of playing Minecraft without electricity – who needs redstone contraptions when you have the power of imagination (and a few torches)? Don’t miss out on this electrifyingly absurd adventure!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 104/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Void Gems Collected: 20 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 3
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 2 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1
    Wyrmholes Dug: 9 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 2
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 3 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 50
    Animals Bred: 153 Lost Souls Rescued: 2

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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