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Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 101/200 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1
Celestial Crowns Worn: 5 Forbidden Doors Opened: 2
Farms Harvested: 128 Magical Frogs Kissed: 3
Portal Loops Escaped: 3 Void Gems Collected: 33
Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2 Royal Courts Attended: 2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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