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Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 108/700 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0 Goblin Markets Raided: 9
Arcane Towers Raised: 1 Haunted Chests Opened: 0
Twisted Realms Survived: 2 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 8
Star Shards Collected: 213 Rainbows Spotted: 4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0 Cursed Villages Purged: 2

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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