Looking for a Minecraft server where you don’t have to worry about liability or medical issues? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for you if you want to avoid any potential seizures or lawsuits. We don’t allow anyone with epilepsy to join, so you can game in peace without any medical emergencies ruining the fun. Join now and enjoy a stress-free gaming experience without any judgment or angry moms calling you a prick. Play at your own risk, but with us, the risk is minimal!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players: 96/600 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted: 8 Celestial Events Witnessed: 1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2 Powerful Allies Recruited: 3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • SmileCraft – The Happy Server

    SmileCraft – The Happy Server
    Imagine a Minecraft server where every time you log in, you are greeted by a dancing chicken wearing a top hat and monocle. Yes, this server is so fancy even the animals dress to impress! Join us for the chance to ride on the back of a flying pig while battling a horde of evil llamas armed with diamond swords. And if that’s not enough to make you smile, how about a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of mischievous creepers? Trust us, this server is so wacky and wild, you’ll never stop grinning from ear to ear!

    Updated November 7, 2024

    Players: 103/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 57 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 2
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 3 Underground Cities Explored: 3

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • HashemCraft: Strike in Beirut

    HashemCraft: Strike in Beirut
    so, liek, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server cuz, liek, it’s got crazier battles den Nasrallah’s reported successor, Hashem Safieddine, getting targeted in an IAF strike in Beirut, bro. we got mobs dat’ll make u pee ur pants, and bosses dat’ll make u cry for ur mama. plus, we got secret dungeons filled with treasure dat’ll make u richer den a leprechaun on st. patrick’s day. so, come join us if u wanna have a blast and forget about all dat real world drama, yo.

    Updated November 7, 2024

    Players: 94/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Volcanoes Explored: 1 Wailing Winds Heard: 2
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 36 Immortal Anvils Forged: 10

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • Crafty Mispronounced Server

    Crafty Mispronounced Server
    are you tired of boring old minecraft servers? do you want to join a server that will blow your mind and make you laugh until you pee your pants? well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most insane server out there!

    join us and you’ll be greeted by a talking pig named bob who will guide you through our magical world filled with unicorns, rainbows, and flying tacos. but be careful, because there are also evil llamas who will try to steal your diamonds and turn them into glittery poop.

    if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond chicken who lays eggs made of pure gold. and don’t forget about our secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons until the sun comes up.

    so what are you waiting for? come join us on our server and experience the most epic, hilarious, and downright bonkers minecraft adventure of your life! trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stay away).

    Updated November 7, 2024

    Players: 102/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Backwards Speech Heard: 1 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • Kagura Bachi’s Fun Minecraft Server

    Kagura Bachi’s Fun Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers? Do you want to experience a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide? Look no further than our server!

    Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, quests to find the legendary bacon sword, and a chance to ride on the back of a dragon made entirely out of TNT.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mob of all – the disco llama. Witness its dazzling dance moves and join in on the fun as it leads you on a wild scavenger hunt for hidden treasures.

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the madness for yourself! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

    Updated November 7, 2024

    Players: 106/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 2 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 11
    Ether Blades Crafted: 9 Chimeras Created: 2

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • Chrome SMP: > Gets An Influx Of Users Minecraft SMP

    Chrome SMP: > Gets An Influx Of Users Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. Our server is run by a group of llamas who have mastered the art of building pixelated pyramids with their hooves. Yes, you heard that right – llamas!

    2. We have a secret underground society of players who communicate solely through interpretive dance. Want to join their ranks? Better start practicing your moves!

    3. Our server is guarded by a giant chicken named Cluck Norris who will peck anyone who dares to grief or cheat. Trust us, you don’t want to mess with Cluck Norris.

    4. Rumor has it that there is a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear at the bottom of a lava lake. Only the bravest and most skilled players will be able to retrieve it without getting burned to a crisp.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP today and embark on the craziest adventure of your pixelated life!

    Updated November 7, 2024

    Players: 95/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 8 Herobrine Sightings: 10
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1 Living Statues Befriended: 0

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • BlockNeighborLawsuit

    BlockNeighborLawsuit
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, have I got the server for you! Join our server and experience the thrill of neighborly disputes taken to the next level!

    Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream house when suddenly, your neighbor’s dog attacks you! But wait, there’s more! You end up in the hospital with a serious infection, all because of a friendly visit gone wrong. And that’s just the beginning!

    Join our server and immerse yourself in the chaos of neighborly drama, dog attacks, and hospital visits. Will you be the one to sue for lost wages, medical bills, and permanent damage? Only time will tell on our outrageous Minecraft server!

    So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the wildest adventures you never knew you needed in a Minecraft server!

    Updated November 7, 2024

    Players: 103/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Eternal Flames Captured: 7 Astral Amulets Crafted: 25
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 7 Herobrine Sightings: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • SurprisedAt30MinecraftSMP

    SurprisedAt30MinecraftSMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the ultimate virtual midlife crisis! We’ve got players building retirement homes, starting virtual businesses, and even hosting bingo nights in-game. Who knew getting older could be this much fun in Minecraft? So come join us and see what surprises await you in our wacky world of aging adventures!

    Updated November 7, 2024

    Players: 106/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Dimension Hops: 5 Villages Defended: 14
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 8 Magical Frogs Kissed: 4

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • BlockPartySingle

    BlockPartySingle
    Join our Minecraft server and find out! Our server is the ultimate place for all the single players out there looking for love…or diamonds. Who needs a partner when you have a trusty diamond sword by your side, am I right?

    Our server is filled with epic quests and challenges that will make you forget all about your single status. Plus, rumor has it that the rarest ores can only be found by those flying solo. So if you’re ready to mingle with creepers and skeletons instead of potential partners, this is the server for you.

    Who needs a significant other when you have a whole virtual world to conquer? Join our server now and embrace the single life like never before!

    Updated November 7, 2024

    Players: 104/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Blood Moons Survived: 1 Astral Mages Summoned: 2
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 4

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • SqueezyCraft – High Harmonic Fun

    SqueezyCraft – High Harmonic Fun
    so, like, imagine this Minecraft server where the mobs are all wearing party hats and the creepers explode in confetti instead of blowing stuff up. it’s like a never-ending birthday bash in the world of blocks and pixels.

    you gotta join this server because the pigs can fly and the cows can breakdance. it’s a total circus of fun and craziness.

    plus, there’s this secret level where you can ride on a giant chicken and battle evil llamas with laser eyes. it’s like a sci-fi fantasy dream come true.

    come join the madness and let your inner blockhead run wild. it’s gonna be a blast, trust me.

    Updated November 7, 2024

    Players: 101/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5 Cursed Scrolls Read: 4
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 2 Unicorn Sightings: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • FightMine – 1.16.5 Minecraft server

    FightMine – 1.16.5 Minecraft server
    The owner of the “FightMine – 1.16.5” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

    Updated November 7, 2024

    Players: 92/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 7 Runes Activated: 5
    Teleportation Mishaps: 5 Ether Blades Crafted: 13

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • Nude Creeper Minecraft Server

    Nude Creeper Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we bring back the nostalgia of the good ol’ days when nude mods were all the rage! Imagine creating your character with “in depth” customization options, only to be shocked by the ridiculously huge swinging tits that would make Oblivion blush. Join us for a wild ride as we bring back the hilarity and absurdity of gaming in 2007(ish). Who needs realistic graphics when you can have characters with physics-defying body parts? Join now for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience that will have you laughing for days!

    Updated November 7, 2024

    Players: 94/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Cursed Statues Activated: 2 Crops Grown: 9082
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 4 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • Cock Smell Minecraft SMP

    Cock Smell Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is building a dirt house and taming a few wolves? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to experience the ultimate in wacky adventures!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy challenges, hilarious pranks, and unexpected twists and turns. Our community is full of quirky characters who will keep you on your toes and laughing until your sides hurt.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also known for its unique scent-based gameplay. That’s right, we encourage all players to embrace their inner scent connoisseur and sniff out the best aromas in the game. Whether it’s the sweet musk of a freshly mined diamond or the pungent aroma of a creeper explosion, there’s no shortage of delightful scents to discover.

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP and experience the intoxicating world of cocksmell like never before. Trust us, you won’t be able to stop sniffing!

    Updated November 7, 2024

    Players: 101/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4
    Backwards Speech Heard: 4 Mythical Quests Completed: 42

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • DivorceCraft Minecraft Server

    DivorceCraft Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that understands boundaries? Look no further than our server! We won’t let your brother Jake move in and disrupt your virtual life like he did in real life. Our server is all about building, exploring, and having a good time without any family drama.

    Join us and escape the chaos of real life by building your dream world in Minecraft. No more guilt-tripping family members or suffocating emotional reliance here – just pure fun and creativity. Plus, we have a strict no-couch-surfing policy, so you won’t have to worry about your brother crashing on your virtual couch either.

    So come join us on our server and leave all the real-life drama behind. Who needs family drama when you can have a blast building epic structures and exploring new worlds? Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with a brother who can’t take a hint.

    Updated November 7, 2024

    Players: 90/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Cursed Statues Activated: 3 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1
    Endless Night Skies: 1 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 7

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • CheaterBustersMC

    CheaterBustersMC
    Are you tired of getting wrecked in exams while others cheat their way to the top? Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where cheating is not only allowed, but encouraged!

    Imagine a world where you can look up answers in-game while taking a test, just like that guy in university did. No need to study for days, just hop on our server and cheat your way to a 99 every time!

    But wait, there’s more! Not only can you cheat your way to the top, but you can also anonymously report other players for cheating, just like in real life. Be selfish and look out for yourself, because on our server, it’s every man for himself!

    So if you’re tired of playing by the rules and getting mediocre grades, join our Minecraft server and cheat your way to success! Remember, it’s not cheating if everyone’s doing it. 😉

    Updated November 7, 2024

    Players: 109/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 2 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 2
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2 Ender Pearl Glitches: 5

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • SwearWordSMP – Minecraft SMP

    SwearWordSMP – Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where you can’t even say your favorite swear word without getting banned? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and of course, plenty of opportunities to drop your favorite swear word without any consequences.

    Our server is so insane that even the creepers are afraid to blow up because they know they can’t handle the level of chaos we bring. So come join us and let loose your inner potty mouth in the most epic way possible!

    Updated November 7, 2024

    Players: 97/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 3 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 3
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 7 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 8

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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