Epic Fails Minecraft Server | New Minecraft Servers 2024

“Ravencraft: Where semi, but not vanilla, with SMP, dynmap, and Java is the only way to play Minecraft at 18+”.

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Ravencraft Server Overview

Ravencraft is a growing semi-vanilla survival multiplayer server. We have a staff of friendly mods who have worked together for years, an expanding community of players, and an expanding map for you to explore! We are a group of adults who like to build, explore, experiment, and create together. If you’re looking for a community oriented server where you can hang out with mature folks, come give us a try!

Server Address	mc.ravensburg.org
Rules	Click here
Gallery	Click here

About Us

New map for 1.21
Periodic world border expansions
Hard difficulty
Sleep plugin to make nights go faster
Firespread is turned ON
Expanding Overworld road network & Nether tunnel system
Established donor base for high-end, dedicated hardware
Dynmap
Discord
LGBTQI+ friendly
Grown-ass adults

We’re Looking for Players Who

Are 18 and over
Don’t use hacks or cheats
Are respectful of other players
Want to hang out and chat with fun and friendly folks

If this sounds like you, we’d love to meet you! We are a greylist server, so hop on and have a look, and we’ll set you up with a quick and painless application!

Ravencraft Server Overview

Ravencraft is a growing semi-vanilla survival multiplayer server. We have a staff of friendly mods who have worked together for years, an expanding community of players, and an expanding map for you to explore! We are a group of adults who like to build, explore, experiment, and create together. If you’re looking for a community oriented server where you can hang out with mature folks, come give us a try!

Server Address	mc.ravensburg.org
Rules	Click here
Gallery	Click here

About Us

New map for 1.21
Periodic world border expansions
Hard difficulty
Sleep plugin to make nights go faster
Firespread is turned ON
Expanding Overworld road network & Nether tunnel system
Established donor base for high-end, dedicated hardware
Dynmap
Discord
LGBTQI+ friendly
Grown-ass adults

We’re Looking for Players Who

Are 18 and over
Don’t use hacks or cheats
Are respectful of other players
Want to hang out and chat with fun and friendly folks

If this sounds like you, we’d love to meet you! We are a greylist server, so hop on and have a look, and we’ll set you up with a quick and painless application!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Divine Spears Created:	14
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Touching Grass Minecraft Server

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Hey there fellow gamers! Are you tired of being cooped up in your dark, dingy Minecraft caves all day? Well, fear not because on our server, we guarantee you’ll be touching grass in no time! That’s right, we have a special feature where every player gets teleported to a beautiful grassy field every hour to recharge their virtual vitamin D levels.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken boss that drops diamond-encrusted eggs for you to use as weapons. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the hidden Hot Dog Forest, where trees are made of hot dogs and the rivers flow with ketchup.

Join us now for a wild ride of epic proportions, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). So what are you waiting for? Come touch some grass and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Magic Items Found:	2234
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	97
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Zombie Dances:	9	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Falling into the Void:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Kwab Drade’s Epic Minecraft SMP Adventure

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Welcome to KWABDRADE, the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP out there! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of derpy llamas who have a knack for causing mayhem and mischief. You never know what they’ll do next, but it’s guaranteed to be entertaining!

2. We have a secret underground disco party that only the most skilled players can find. Get your groove on while dodging creepers and skeletons – it’s a real party in the mines!

3. Our community is filled with quirky characters, from a talking chicken who thinks he’s a wizard to a sheep who’s convinced he’s a secret agent. You’ll never be bored with these wacky personalities around!

4. Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear somewhere on the server. Will you be the lucky player to uncover its secrets?

So what are you waiting for? Join KWABDRADE today and experience the craziest Minecraft adventures of your life!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	28	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

SeatSnatcherCraft

alone, annoyance, attitude, Boundaries, bullying, Cheating, classmate, classroom behavior, Focus, Friend, high school, Integrity, peer pressure, personal space, Quiet, Respect, seat location, SeatSnatcherCraft, social dynamics, study, test

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of high school and join a community of players who actually appreciate you! Unlike that girl in 11th grade who can’t seem to mind her own business, our server is full of friendly players who won’t try to cheat off your test answers or make fun of you behind your back.

Join us and build your own virtual world where you can focus on what really matters – like mining for diamonds and battling mobs. Plus, we have a strict no-cheating policy, so you won’t have to worry about anyone peeking at your screen while you’re trying to survive in the wilderness.

So come on over to our server and leave the high school drama behind. Trust us, you’ll have a much better time hanging out with creepers and zombies than dealing with mean girls who can’t appreciate a good seat in class.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Villages Defended:	18
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Runes Activated:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

IDGAFcraft

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is the most chaotic and unpredictable place you’ll ever set foot in! We don’t care about your feelings, your opinions, or even your sanity! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, upside-down trees, and a secret underground society of sentient potatoes plotting world domination. Who needs rules when you have pure, unadulterated chaos? So come on, join us if you dare, and leave your sanity at the door!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	20	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	35
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	39	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

BlockBusters: Beirut Boom

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come join our epic minecraft server where we take down bad guys like IDF takes down Hezbollah! we are like the Avengers of the minecraft world, except we use pickaxes instead of superpowers. join us as we rid the land of evil and build the most epic structures you’ve ever seen. plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all our diamonds and enchanted gear. come be a hero with us and take down the bad guys like a true warrior!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	14	Zombie Dances:	10
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	17	Astral Amulets Crafted:	31

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Zenith MC

Minecraft Survival Multiplayer Vanilla Community Builder Adventurer Redstone Creativity Discord Events Updates Support Wild Pure Journey Experience Whitelist Normal Ultimate, Survival, Vanilla

Join the Ultimate Survival Experience! Server: Zenith MC IP Address: ZenithMC.mcserver.us Version: 1.21 Game Mode: Survival Multiplayer Difficulty: Normal Mods: Vanilla Gameplay (No Mods) Whitelist: OFF (Everyone Welcome!)

Explore a community-driven, vanilla survival world! Whether you’re a builder, adventurer, or redstone enthusiast, Zenith MC is the perfect place to start your next journey. Come and join us for a pure Minecraft experience with no mods—just you, your creativity, and the wild!

Join our Discord for community events, updates, and support: Zenith MC Discord

What are you waiting for? Jump in and be part of the adventure!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Falling into the Void:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Cubywars

Bungee, classic, Community, community goal, CubyWars, Custom Cosmetic, customed, expand, Goal, in game, Join, Minecraft, Network, network store, rank system, Server, Skyblock, smp, Store, Survival, Unique

Welcome to CubyWars!!This server is based on the bungee server network.We offer SMP ( Classic ) and Skyblock (customed)as of right now and we will expand our network once we reach our community goal.We do offer a rank system which you can get by purchasing it on our network store or by getting it in-game.We also implemented Custom Cosmetic to make our server unique to us.There will be more stuff you can find out yourself by joining our server. Hope to see you there!!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	97	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Falling into the Void:	0	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	31
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	23

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Turnabout SMP: Where griefing is just a figment of your imagination. Age 16+ and still blaming the lag for your bad builds

#addons, 24/7 uptime, Active, age, Anti-Stealing, bad, Blaming, Builds, Community, Events, figment, Friendly, Griefing, Halloween, imagination, Inclusivity, Lag, Mayoral Elections, Minigames, Museum, quality of life, Safe, Semi Vanilla, shopping, smp, Survival, Turnabout, Vanilla

Turnabout Minecraft Server Overview

Features	Description
Events	We are entering a Halloween event and planning a museum.
Inclusivity	Turnabout welcomes everyone and provides a safe place to play.
Quality of Life Addons	Includes One Player Sleep, Mob and Player Heads, Voice Chat, and more.
Shopping and Minigames District	Explore and participate in various activities.
Mayoral Elections	Players can influence the rules of the shopping and minigames district.
Anti-Stealing and Griefing Plugins	Protection for items and builds with rollback capabilities.
24/7 Uptime	The server is always online and ready for players.

For more information and to join the community, visit our Discord server.

Frequently Asked Questions

1. How do I join the server?

To join Turnabout, you need to be whitelisted. Join our Discord server and follow the instructions provided to apply for whitelist.

2. Is there an age requirement to play on Turnabout?

Yes, Turnabout is a 16+ server.

3. Are there rules in the server?

Yes, we have a set of rules in place to maintain a friendly and respectful community. Please review the rules on our Discord server before playing.

4. Can I participate in the events and minigames?

Absolutely! We encourage all players to join in on the various events and activities hosted on Turnabout.

5. How do I report a player for stealing or griefing?

If you encounter any issues with stealing or griefing, please contact a staff member on the server or report the incident on our Discord server.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	13
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

CuddleCraft Minecraft Server

Affection, Caring, comfort, Comforting, compassion, CuddleCraft, Cuddling, cutie patootie, emotional, Empathy, friendship, gentle, Kissing, love, Minecraft, Sadness, Sensitive, Server, Support, Sympathy, Tender, tummy rub, Understanding

Are you tired of feeling bad for your bros? Do you just want to cuddle with someone, kiss their face, and call them a cutie patootie? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, you can do all that and more! Rub their tummy, rough up their hair, and embarrass them in the most hilarious ways possible. Join us for a wild ride of virtual affection and chaos! Who needs real-life relationships when you can have all the fun on our server? Join now and let the madness begin!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Crops Grown:	5376
Secret Passages Found:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

/turnleft/ Xfinity Food City 300 Minecraft SMP

Adrenaline Rush, antennas, Bristol Motor Speedway, Broadcast, cars, city, Competition, CW Network, Dale Jr., drivers, Entertainment, EXCITEMENT, Food, live event, Minecraft, motorsports, Nascar, Racing, smp, Speedway, sports, television, turnleft, Xfinity, Xfinity Food City 300

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Picture this: you’re racing around Bristol Motor Speedway on a pig while trying to avoid creepers and zombies at every turn. But that’s not all – this SMP is so wild that it’s actually being aired on the CW Network! Can you imagine the chaos of trying to build a base while dodging Dale Jr. as he zooms past in 13th place? It’s a thrill ride like no other, so grab your antennas and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	14	Dimension Hops:	9
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Gods Slained:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

TripToTherapy Minecraft Server

behavioral issues, child development, Communication, Conflict Resolution, discipline, education, emotional intelligence, excessive spending, family dynamics, family relationships, family trips, Family Values, intervention, materialism, Minecraft, neglect, parenting, Privilege, psychological help, Server, Social Skills, spoiled child, TripToTherapy

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the chaos of real life like poor Irene spreading food and cat litter on your bed! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventures and craziness that will make you forget all about spoiled kids and messy situations.

Our server is the perfect place to let loose and have some fun, unlike dealing with John and Palm who seem to be more interested in their fancy vacations than their own daughter’s well-being. Don’t worry, on our server, you won’t have to clean up after anyone but yourself (unless you want to, of course).

So come join us and leave all the drama behind. Who needs a psychologist when you can just play Minecraft and build your own world without any spoiled kids ruining it? Let’s escape reality together and have a blast on our server – where the only mess you’ll find is a creeper explosion!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Chimeras Created:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

HomeDepotPupper

aita, Boundaries, child safety, Confrontation, dog owner, dog-friendly, Etiquette, golden retriever, Home Depot, Home Depot incident, HomeDepotPupper, Kid, leash, parenting, personal space, pet behavior, pet etiquette, public place, service dog, social norms, vest

Are you tired of getting chewed out by random strangers for protecting your child from “service dogs” at Home Depot? Then come join our Minecraft server where there are no pesky canines to bother you! Our server is completely dog-free, so you can mine and build in peace without worrying about any furry interruptions.

Join us and build your dream home without any unwanted sniffing or slobbering from uninvited service dogs. Don’t let anyone call you an asshole for protecting your child – on our server, you’re the hero! So leave the dog-friendly places behind and come join us for a dog-free Minecraft experience like no other. Who knew virtual construction could be so drama-free?

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

EndlessCraft SMP: Sex Time Limit?

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world! Join us for endless fun and chaos as we embark on ridiculous quests like building a giant chicken statue or racing pigs through a lava obstacle course.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary “Sex Olympics” where players compete to see who can last the longest in a… unique endurance challenge. Will you be the last one standing or will you crumble under the pressure? Only one way to find out!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare yourself for a rollercoaster of laughter, excitement, and maybe even a little bit of questionable content. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

SodaCraftersUnited

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only soda allowed is Creeper Cola! Why, you ask? Because every time you take a sip, a creeper explodes in real life! Just kidding, but wouldn’t that be hilarious? Join our server for the chance to experience the thrill of dodging exploding creepers while trying to build your dream castle. Trust us, it’s a blast! Plus, rumor has it that if you drink enough Creeper Cola, you’ll gain the ability to teleport like an enderman. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the chaos begin!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Runes Activated:	8	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Villages Defended:	11	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	38

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Void Gems Collected:	16	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Star Shards Collected:	293	Elemental Crystals Collected:	54
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	3