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Players: | 94/700 | Votes: | 1586 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 5 |
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 |
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 2 |
Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 | Vanishing Items Found: | 7 |
Demonic Pacts Formed: | 1 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 4 |
Living Shadows Defeated: | 1 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 5 |
Join us and experience the thrill of exploring a world where time is just a suggestion and epigenetic clocks are the new currency. Want to quantify your biological age at cell-type resolution? We got you, fam. Just hop on our server and watch as your cells age in real time, but don’t worry, it’s all in good fun!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the most epic battles you’ve ever seen. Fight off hordes of mutant zombies with laser swords while riding on the back of a giant chicken. Trust us, it’s totally normal here.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown in ways you never thought possible. See you on the other side, adventurer!