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Players: | 106/400 | Votes: | 2665 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Curse of Binding Applied: | 1 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 12 |
Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 |
Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 5 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 |
Celestial Gardens Planted: | 4 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 4 |
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 3 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 3 |
Soul Contracts Signed: | 4 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 3 |
Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 4 |
Join us and experience the thrill of exploring a world where time is just a suggestion and epigenetic clocks are the new currency. Want to quantify your biological age at cell-type resolution? We got you, fam. Just hop on our server and watch as your cells age in real time, but don’t worry, it’s all in good fun!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the most epic battles you’ve ever seen. Fight off hordes of mutant zombies with laser swords while riding on the back of a giant chicken. Trust us, it’s totally normal here.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown in ways you never thought possible. See you on the other side, adventurer!