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Players: | 96/600 | Votes: | 6295 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Goblin Markets Raided: | 10 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 2 |
World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 10 |
Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 11 | Secret Passages Found: | 5 |
Omnipotent Charms Created: | 3 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 2 |
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 69 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 10 |
Crystal Wands Charged: | 7 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 96 |
Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 7 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 5 |
Join us and experience the thrill of exploring a world where time is just a suggestion and epigenetic clocks are the new currency. Want to quantify your biological age at cell-type resolution? We got you, fam. Just hop on our server and watch as your cells age in real time, but don’t worry, it’s all in good fun!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the most epic battles you’ve ever seen. Fight off hordes of mutant zombies with laser swords while riding on the back of a giant chicken. Trust us, it’s totally normal here.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown in ways you never thought possible. See you on the other side, adventurer!