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Players: | 101/600 | Votes: | 7252 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 |
Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 7 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 4 |
Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 |
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 6 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 1 |
Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 2 |
Epic Battles Fought: | 11 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 7 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 9259 | Love Letters Sent: | 12 |
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