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Players: | 110/500 | Votes: | 489 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Epic Mounts Acquired: | 6 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 13 |
Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 7 |
Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 5 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 11 |
Emeralds Found: | 9271 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 4 | Potions Brewed: | 171 |
Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 1 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 |
Invisible Pathways Walked: | 5 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 5 |
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