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| Players: | 103/600 | Votes: | 2604 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 6 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 4 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 6 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 4 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 1 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 1 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 6 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 4 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 14 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 3 |
| Alien Abductions: | 3 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 |
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