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Players: | 103/800 | Votes: | 3278 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 30 |
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 | Vanishing Items Found: | 5 |
Magical Frogs Kissed: | 2 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 2 |
Backwards Speech Heard: | 5 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 4 |
Magical Moments Shared: | 10 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 2 |
Dimension Hops: | 15 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 10 |
Arcane Towers Raised: | 1 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 6 |
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