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Players: | 91/400 | Votes: | 3090 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Blood Moons Survived: | 0 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 10 |
Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 10 |
Alien Abductions: | 3 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 4 |
Rune Stones Activated: | 7 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 5 |
Endless Mazes Solved: | 2 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 5 |
Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 4 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 4 |
Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 2 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 |
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