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Players: | 101/800 | Votes: | 7420 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Cursed Scrolls Read: | 1 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 5 |
Divine Relics Bestowed: | 5 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 2 |
Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 4 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 4 |
Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 2 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 2 |
Mysterious Portals Opened: | 18 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 |
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 | Underground Cities Explored: | 1 |
Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 |
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