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Players: | 102/500 | Votes: | 9965 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Witchβs Brew Drunk: | 9 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 35 |
Cozy Campfires Lit: | 22 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 |
Mines Excavated: | 2192 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 |
Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 0 |
Magical Frogs Kissed: | 1 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 4 |
Demonic Pacts Formed: | 2 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 1 |
Players Killed by Monsters: | 9781 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 8 |
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