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Players: | 91/800 | Votes: | 6986 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Epic Battles Fought: | 6 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 5 |
Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 3 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 |
Falling into the Void: | 1 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 5 |
Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 13 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 4 |
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 |
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 | Horror Stories Survived: | 7 |
Legendary Items Repaired: | 4 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
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