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| Players: | 106/500 | Votes: | 9748 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 2 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 3 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 2 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 1 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 2 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 1 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 2 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 15 | Vanishing Items Found: | 2 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 4 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 5 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 5 | Animals Bred: | 77 |
Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the drama is juicier than a ripe watermelon and the friendships are as strong as diamond armor! Join us for a wild ride as we navigate through treacherous caves, build epic structures, and maybe even find love…or not, because who needs that when you have a creeper blowing up your house every other day?
Our server is like a soap opera, but with more explosions and less make-out sessions. Will you be the hero who saves the day, or the villain who steals all the diamonds? The possibilities are endless, just like the amount of times we’ve accidentally set each other on fire.
So come on, join us and experience the chaos, the laughter, and the sheer absurdity of our Minecraft world. Who knows, you might just end up with a story to tell that’s even crazier than a manga where the main characters never even get it on.
