English Players Love Holding Back Minecraft SMP

BIAS, Coaching, Competition, Decision making, English, English players, football, hold back, Holding, love, loyalty, mindset, Minecraft, national pride, Passion, Performance, player preference, Players, skill, smp, Soccer, sports, strategy, talent, team selection

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be for all the wacky and wild players out there!

Join us if you want to witness the epic battle between the English players and the rest of the world. Will they be able to conquer the server with their impeccable grammar and tea-drinking skills? Or will the other players rise up and show them who’s boss?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary diamond pickaxe that grants its wielder the power to turn any block into a giant cake. Imagine the chaos and sugar-induced madness that will ensue!

So come on, join us and be a part of the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft SMP out there. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into with this crazy bunch of players!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Astral Amulets Crafted:	38
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	25
Zombie Dances:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30	Void Armor Forged:	11
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	401
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Falling into the Void:	0

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Endless Night Skies:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	30	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	57	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	12
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Gods Slained:	0	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	0

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	51	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Gods Slained:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	4232
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	70

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	36	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Dragon Scales Harvested:	212
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	165
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Animals Bred:	100
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14	Dragon Scales Harvested:	483
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	8
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Zombie Dances:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	91	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Animals Bred:	43
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Enchantments Applied:	106	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	7	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Titanic Battles Fought:	11	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	25	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	14	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	10	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	50
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Falling into the Void:	0	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Crops Grown:	5164

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	25	Crops Grown:	1990
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.