Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, most chaotic server out there! Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build a castle made entirely of cake, or hunt down the elusive Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a watermelon helmet! Trust us, you’ll never be bored on our server – unless you count the time we accidentally unleashed a horde of zombie chickens on the entire village. But hey, that’s just all part of the fun, right? So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s make some Minecraft memories that will leave you questioning your sanity!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 98/200 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3
Forbidden Doors Opened: 1 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 4
Immortal Anvils Forged: 15 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 7
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 9 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 15

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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