Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, most chaotic server out there! Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build a castle made entirely of cake, or hunt down the elusive Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a watermelon helmet! Trust us, you’ll never be bored on our server – unless you count the time we accidentally unleashed a horde of zombie chickens on the entire village. But hey, that’s just all part of the fun, right? So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s make some Minecraft memories that will leave you questioning your sanity!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 96/400 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1 Players Killed by Monsters: 8199
Magical Familiars Summoned: 1 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 8
Star Shards Collected: 184 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1 Mysterious Portals Opened: 7
Falling into the Void: 1 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

New Minecraft Servers