Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, most chaotic server out there! Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build a castle made entirely of cake, or hunt down the elusive Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a watermelon helmet! Trust us, you’ll never be bored on our server – unless you count the time we accidentally unleashed a horde of zombie chickens on the entire village. But hey, that’s just all part of the fun, right? So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s make some Minecraft memories that will leave you questioning your sanity!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 102/500 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted: 18 Wilderness Tamed: 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 2 Endless Mazes Solved: 2
Hidden Passages Discovered: 8 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 10
Mystical Amulets Crafted: 31 Endless Legions Commanded: 29
Backwards Speech Heard: 1 Phantom Knights Defeated: 2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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