Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, most chaotic server out there! Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build a castle made entirely of cake, or hunt down the elusive Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a watermelon helmet! Trust us, you’ll never be bored on our server – unless you count the time we accidentally unleashed a horde of zombie chickens on the entire village. But hey, that’s just all part of the fun, right? So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s make some Minecraft memories that will leave you questioning your sanity!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 103/500 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted: 6 Teleportation Mishaps: 2
Void Gems Collected: 20 Mythical Swords Crafted: 84
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 12
Astral Mages Summoned: 1 Cursed Taverns Survived: 4
Haunted Chests Opened: 1 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 8

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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