Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, most chaotic server out there! Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build a castle made entirely of cake, or hunt down the elusive Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a watermelon helmet! Trust us, you’ll never be bored on our server – unless you count the time we accidentally unleashed a horde of zombie chickens on the entire village. But hey, that’s just all part of the fun, right? So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s make some Minecraft memories that will leave you questioning your sanity!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 109/900 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 4 Orbs of Power Found: 7
Runic Tablets Deciphered: 30 Invisible Walls Found: 4
Horror Stories Survived: 5 Dragonkin Hatched: 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 6 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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