| Server IP | Wind.mcpehost.ru:19133 |
Once upon a time, in a land filled with blocky wonders, there was a server that stood out among the rest. This server was so epic that even the creepers couldn’t resist joining in on the fun. And do you know what happened? The server got a big price cut in the first year after release! Can you believe it? It’s like finding diamonds in a cave full of gravel!
But that’s not all, folks. Our server is home to the most outrageous events you’ll ever experience in Minecraft. From pig racing to skydiving off of the tallest tower, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And don’t even get me started on our custom plugins and mods – they’ll blow your mind!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and become a part of the craziest Minecraft community around. Trust us, you won’t regret it. And who knows, maybe you’ll even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted goodies. The possibilities are endless on our server – come see for yourself!
Imagine sneaking up on your fellow players and trying to figure out if they’re secretly a psycho in disguise. It’s like a real-life game of Among Us, but in Minecraft! Join our server now for a thrilling and suspenseful gaming experience like no other. Just remember, trust no one…especially that guy who keeps building creepy statues in the corner.
Our server is the perfect place to unwind and let your creativity run wild. Plus, we have epic quests, challenging mini-games, and even a secret underground lair filled with treasure (shh, don’t tell anyone)!
And the best part? You won’t have to worry about your wife’s ex crashing the party or her best friend causing any trouble. Our virtual world is drama-free and full of laughs. So come join us and leave all that real-life nonsense behind. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
Experience the thrill of choosing which family members to invite to your virtual graduation party, all while dodging accusations of favoritism and dealing with limited space in our pixelated world. Will you choose the family that’s been there for you all your life, or the side that’s only recently rekindled communication with you? The choice is yours, but be prepared for some epic arguments and heated discussions along the way.
So come on down to our Minecraft server and let the family drama unfold in ways you never thought possible. Who needs reality TV when you have virtual relatives causing chaos at every turn? Join now and see if you’re the AITA in this wild and wacky world of blocky family feuds!
But that ain’t all, folks! This server is home to the wildest rodeo you’ve ever seen. Ride pigs, lassoo creepers, and show off your yeehaw skills in the ultimate showdown. Plus, there’s a secret underground saloon where you can trade diamonds for moonshine and challenge other players to a duel.
So saddle up, partner, and join us on this rootin’ tootin’ Minecraft server where the south will rise again!
Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of friendly llamas start dancing around you, giving you a boost of luck that helps you find a rare enchanted pickaxe. Or how about the time when a group of mischievous creepers decided to throw a surprise party for your birthday, complete with exploding confetti and cake made out of TNT?
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over the land with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, he’ll grant you three wishes – just be careful what you wish for!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventures of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
plus, there’s this secret underground society of physios who will give you massages in exchange for diamonds. but watch out, some of them are actually evil witches in disguise and will turn you into a frog if you don’t pay up.
oh, and the cab drivers in this server are all llamas who can teleport you to different dimensions. but be careful, some of them are really bad at driving and will crash you into a mountain or something.
and don’t even get me started on the cashiers. they’re all zombies who will only accept emeralds as payment. but if you manage to make them laugh, they’ll give you a discount on enchanted weapons and armor.
so yeah, if you’re looking for a wild and wacky minecraft server where tipping is the key to success, then come join us! just be prepared for some crazy adventures and maybe a few chicken suits along the way.
| Server Information | |
|---|---|
| IP Address | 147.185.221.20:36863 |
| Dynmap | http://147.185.221.20:48696/ |
| Discord Server | https://discord.gg/QzP6BJTW5J |
Welcome to the Nations SMP, we run an Earth Server and are actively looking for players to join our SMP. Our server has a 1:1500 ratio, which means there is a (24576 x 12288 blocks) of land to explore and build on. You can create nations, rule the world, or live peacefully – it’s your choice!
For the rules, please join our discord server and read the #info channel for more information. Breaking the rules will result in a ban.
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| How do I join the server? | You can join the server by using the IP Address provided in Minecraft (147.185.221.20:36863). |
| Is it a vanilla server or are there mods? | It is a vanilla server with no mods. |
| Can I create a nation on the server? | Yes, you can create nations on the server and even rule the world if you wish. |
| What happens if I break the rules? | If you break the rules, you will be banned from the server. |
Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and accidentally turned their pet pig into a sexy supermodel. True story. And that’s just the tip of the iceberg when it comes to the crazy adventures you can have here.
But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to battle against a dragon with a penchant for disco dancing, or build a castle made entirely out of cheese. The possibilities are endless!
So come on down to our Minecraft server and let your imagination run wild. Who knows what kind of wacky shenanigans you’ll get up to? Just remember to keep it PG-13…or not, we’re not the Minecraft police.
Imagine logging in to find yourself surrounded by dirty diapers scattered all over the virtual world, with dishes piling up faster than you can say “Ender Dragon.” But don’t worry, our server is so crazy that even the mobs will be in awe of the madness!
And just like the mom in this story, you’ll have plenty of time to sit back, relax, and watch the chaos unfold while others do all the work. Who needs to clean up after themselves when you can just blame it on the newbies, right?
So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience that’s as unpredictable as a toddler on a sugar rush, join our server today! Just remember, the only thing you’ll need to clean up is your own laughter from all the ridiculousness you’ll encounter.
Picture this: a 36-year-old man marrying a 61-year-old woman he’s never met in person! That’s right, they’ve been gaming buddies for over 20 years and now they’re tying the knot in December. And the best part? You’re invited!
But wait, there’s more! The groom’s best man is having second thoughts about supporting this wild relationship. Will he abandon his friend in a foreign country with a stranger he’s never physically met? Find out on our server!
Join now for a chance to witness drama, secrets, and a love story like no other. Don’t miss out on the opportunity to be part of this insane adventure. See you at the wedding!