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Players: | 104/600 | Votes: | 9301 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 2 | Volcanoes Explored: | 2 |
Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 |
Unseen Monsters Slain: | 6 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 6 |
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 4 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 4 |
Lunar Scepters Activated: | 7 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 7 |
Enchantments Applied: | 196 | Divine Spears Created: | 28 |
Mimic Chests Discovered: | 5 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 2 |
But wait, there’s more! Our village is protected by a giant talking potato who shoots baked beans at any intruders. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the hidden hot tub filled with lava that gives you a speed boost for a whole day.
So like, if you’re looking for a wild and wacky time with a bunch of derpy players, then you gotta join our Minecraft SMP. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for the dancing skeletons, they’re a real hoot!