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Players: | 98/500 | Votes: | 5703 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 |
Crystal Caves Mapped: | 6 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 | Wilderness Tamed: | 5 |
Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 2 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 4951 |
Magic Items Found: | 1712 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 |
Sentient Weapons Trained: | 7 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 5 |
Battle Standards Raised: | 9 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary “Sex Olympics” where players compete to see who can last the longest in a… unique endurance challenge. Will you be the last one standing or will you crumble under the pressure? Only one way to find out!
So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare yourself for a rollercoaster of laughter, excitement, and maybe even a little bit of questionable content. Trust us, you won’t regret it!