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Players: | 90/100 | Votes: | 1675 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 | Infernal Machines Built: | 1 |
Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 9 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 6 |
Sentient Weapons Trained: | 3 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 |
Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 11 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 94 |
Alien Abductions: | 4 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 |
Ancient Ruins Explored: | 3 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 2 |
Volcanoes Explored: | 2 | Reality Warps Survived: | 0 |
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of fighting zombie cows that shoot lasers from their eyes, or maybe you’re in the mood to ride a giant chicken into battle against an army of evil llamas. And don’t even get us started on the left side of the map – it’s so crazy that even the right side is jealous!
But wait, there’s more! Our server also has a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the skeletons are the backup dancers. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a zombie breakdancing to dubstep.
So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be having the time of your life on ours? Join now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other!