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Players: | 107/700 | Votes: | 6354 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 | Reality Warps Survived: | 1 |
Backwards Speech Heard: | 3 | Villages Defended: | 8 |
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 5 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 0 |
Divine Scrolls Written: | 16 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 |
Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 15 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 2 |
Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 2 |
Dimension Hops: | 7 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 |
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of fighting zombie cows that shoot lasers from their eyes, or maybe you’re in the mood to ride a giant chicken into battle against an army of evil llamas. And don’t even get us started on the left side of the map – it’s so crazy that even the right side is jealous!
But wait, there’s more! Our server also has a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the skeletons are the backup dancers. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a zombie breakdancing to dubstep.
So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be having the time of your life on ours? Join now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other!