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Players: | 96/100 | Votes: | 2028 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 |
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 7 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 0 |
Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 1 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 3 |
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 |
Farms Harvested: | 257 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 4 |
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 |
Vanishing Structures Built: | 2 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 39 |
We got roll charts, DLCs, and hotfixes that will blow your mind. Bugs? We love bugs, post them here and we’ll make them into features.
And if you’re on the go, we even got Total War: Empire for Android and iOS. Who needs a life when you can conquer empires on your phone?
This server is old but gold, just like your grandma’s jewelry. So hop on and join the madness. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience.