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Players: | 98/600 | Votes: | 2217 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 14 |
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 23 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 |
Astral Staffs Crafted: | 10 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 |
Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 3 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 4 |
God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 7 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 10 |
Alternate Realities Explored: | 5 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 |
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 2 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 5 |
We got roll charts, DLCs, and hotfixes that will blow your mind. Bugs? We love bugs, post them here and we’ll make them into features.
And if you’re on the go, we even got Total War: Empire for Android and iOS. Who needs a life when you can conquer empires on your phone?
This server is old but gold, just like your grandma’s jewelry. So hop on and join the madness. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience.