EmoCraft: Where Even Autistic Kids Can Read Your Face

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our insane Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is there are no rules!

Picture this: you log on and immediately get attacked by a horde of killer bunnies wielding diamond swords. You try to run but oh no, the ground beneath you turns into lava! Don’t worry, our resident wizard will swoop in on a flying pig and save you just in time.

But wait, there’s more! Want to build a house out of giant floating pancakes? Go for it! Want to ride a llama into battle against a dragon made out of cheese? Why the heck not! The possibilities are endless on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash).

So what are you waiting for? Join us on the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen. And we mean anything.

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

CraftyBooze Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing we’re drunk on is the excitement of building epic structures and battling mobs! Join us for a wild time filled with virtual adventures and pixelated fun.

Just like the parents in the story, we don’t bring our kids to places where virtual blocks are consumed! But don’t worry, we’ll make sure your children have a blast playing in our virtual world without any questionable behavior.

So come join us on our server, where the only thing getting drunk is the Ender Dragon after we defeat it in an epic battle! Build, explore, and have a great time with our crazy community of gamers. And remember, we’re not assholes, we’re just Minecraft enthusiasts with a sense of humor!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

HairCraftMoms

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Are you tired of dealing with drama in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll find is deciding which block to place next!

Our server is so welcoming that even our virtual villagers have diverse backgrounds. We have a special hair salon where our virtual grandma NPCs will wash, detangle, and braid your character’s hair with expert care. No need to worry about overstepping boundaries here – we encourage all players to help each other out!

Join us in 2024, where information on virtual haircare is just a click away. Say goodbye to real-life misunderstandings and hello to a world where everyone’s hair looks fabulous!

So why wait? Join our server now and leave the real world drama behind. After all, it’s not every day you get to have a virtual grandma braid your hair in Minecraft!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

SportyMinecraftSMP

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Are you tired of boring old sports like soccer or basketball? Well, have we got the perfect challenge for you! Join our Minecraft SMP and test your skills in the most intense sport of all time – Creeper Dodgeball! That’s right, we’ve trained our creepers to throw like pros and it’s up to you to dodge their explosive shots. Can you survive the ultimate test of agility and reflexes? Join now and find out!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Meteorites Collected:	2

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

CraftyMisconceptions

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People think playing Minecraft is just about building houses and mining for diamonds, but on our server, it’s a whole new level of craziness! We have flying pigs that shoot laser beams out of their eyes, secret dungeons filled with dancing creepers, and a magical portal that leads to a land made entirely of candy. Join us if you want to experience the wackiest and wildest adventures in the Minecraft universe!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	266	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

OligarchyCraft

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join our epic minecraft server where the top 1% of players own more diamonds than 95% of the other players combined. it’s like a shadow of wealth hanging over the UN General Assembly, but in minecraft form. come build your own oligarchy and rule over the peasants with your vast riches. who needs real life when you can be a virtual billionaire in our server? come join the fun and see if you have what it takes to become the ultimate minecraft oligarch!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Holy Grails Found:	3

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Dark Matter Black Hole Fun

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lol join this server cuz we got supermassive black holes made of dark matter n stuff. u can explore the early universe and see how it all began with ur own eyes. watch out for the trio of astronomers tho, they might try to steal ur diamonds or something. but hey, it’s all part of the fun, right? come join us and get lost in the chaos of the cosmos!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

AGS SMP: Where Whitelists Are Cooler Than Your Aunt’s Potato Salad

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AGS SMP Minecraft Server Overview

Server Version	1.20.1 Modded Minecraft
Features	Homes/waypoints Claims New biomes New dungeons New mobs Shops Pets New decoration blocks Pokémon
Requirements to Join	Must be over 18 Must have discord and join our discord server Must be active as much as you can

FAQs

Can I join if I am under 18?

Unfortunately, the server is strictly for players who are 18 years old and above.

What mods are included in the server?

The server runs modded Minecraft with features such as homes/waypoints, claims, new biomes, dungeons, mobs, shops, pets, new decoration blocks, and Pokémon.

How do I join the server?

If you are interested in joining, please friend the server admin on Discord: .rosita (with the dot as part of the username).

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	22

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Crafty Trump’s Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing scarier than creepers is the deepstate threatening to lock up your family if you talk! Join us for a wild ride filled with secret government conspiracies, explosive adventures, and maybe even a little bit of child pornography… just kidding, that’s not allowed here. But seriously, if you’re looking for a server that will keep you on your toes and make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft, then look no further. Join us now and let the chaos begin!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Dragons Tamed:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

No Nice Things Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where chaos reigns supreme and nice things are just a distant dream. If you’re tired of the same old boring servers where everyone plays by the rules, then this is the place for you.

Join us if you want to witness the epic battle between the Chicken Army and the Cow Coalition, as they fight for control of the server’s precious resources. Or maybe you’d prefer to participate in our annual “Build a House Out of TNT” competition, where the winner gets a lifetime supply of exploding blocks.

But beware, our server is also home to the infamous Griefer Gang, a group of players who take pleasure in causing chaos and destruction wherever they go. Will you join forces with them or try to take them down from the inside?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and see why we can’t have nice things – but we sure can have a lot of fun!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	120

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Parental Invasion Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to build, mine, and explore without any in-laws or family drama getting in the way.

Join us and experience a world where you can create your own paradise without worrying about your wife’s recovery or your parents’ social demands. Build a castle, dig for diamonds, or just relax in your virtual living room without any unwanted guests.

Don’t let real-life stress get you down, join our server and let your creativity run wild! Plus, we promise no one will comment on your virtual character’s appearance or make any awkward social interactions. It’s a win-win for everyone!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

CreeperCafe: No Secrets Here!

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So, like, you know how sometimes you find old photos on your Google account and it’s like a blast from the past? Well, this one time, this 28-year-old chick found pics from a work trip on her old Pixel phone and her husband went all detective mode on her! He was like, “Who’s this guy you went to dinner with? Why didn’t you tell me?” And she was just like, “Bro, it was a work trip, chill.” But he was convinced she was cheating because she took a mirror selfie in her hotel room. Like, come on, man, she was just making sure she wasn’t overdressed for dinner with her coworker B. And get this, B was married and they had a totally professional relationship. But her husband was on a mission to find evidence of infidelity in those old pics for hours! Like, dude, relax, it’s just Minecraft, not a real-life soap opera. Join our server for some drama-free fun and leave the detective work to the pixels!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

MovieBuffMinecraftSMP

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Are you tired of watching the same old movies on repeat? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP and you’ll never have to watch a movie again because our server is like a never-ending blockbuster film!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of chickens start a rebellion against the cows and pigs. Next thing you know, there’s a full-blown animal war happening right in front of your eyes! And that’s just a regular Tuesday on our server.

But wait, there’s more! Have you ever wanted to ride a llama into battle against an army of creepers? Or build a roller coaster that goes straight into the Nether? Well, on our server, anything is possible!

So if you’re ready for non-stop action, adventure, and hilarious moments, join us now and experience the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen! Who needs movies when you have our server?

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Demon Skulls Collected:	11
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

FamCraft: Crafting Relationships

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Are you tired of your family constantly nagging you about finding a partner or making friends? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from all that drama! Join us and build relationships with fellow players who won’t judge you for spending hours mining for diamonds or building a giant chicken statue.

Our server is like a dysfunctional family, but in a good way. We have players from all walks of life, from the crazy cat lady who only builds houses out of wool to the conspiracy theorist who believes Herobrine is secretly controlling the server. Embrace the chaos and let your family dynamics shape your gaming experience in ways you never thought possible.

So why wait? Join our server today and let your unique family dynamics influence your views on relationships and friendships in the most hilarious and unexpected ways. Plus, we have free cake every Friday!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Arctic Blaze: Permafrost Panic

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ya’ll ever heard of a minecraft server so lit that it’s like the permafrost is melting and causing wildfires? well, this server is so fire that it’s gonna make your brain melt like ice cream on a hot summer day. join now for a chance to witness the chaos of rapid permafrost thawing and wildfires in the arctic and subarctic regions. who needs net terrestrial carbon uptake when you can have a flaming good time on this server? come on, don’t be cold as ice, join now and heat things up! 🔥🔥🔥

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	9888

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	7