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Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 101/700 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3 Living Statues Befriended: 0
Twisted Realms Survived: 2 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 4
Astral Staffs Crafted: 10 Buildings Constructed: 24
Underground Cities Explored: 1 Goblin Markets Raided: 9
Unseen Monsters Slain: 3 Celestial Events Witnessed: 5

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