Some of the main features of Elysiums.net are towny, mcmmo and jobs.
The launch is on 5/24/24 at 5PM EST
It has also been previously dubed the “dark souls of towny”
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We’ve got bio dads, stepdads, stepsisters, and half-sisters all fighting for your attention. Who needs blood relations when you can have a virtual family that’s even more dysfunctional than your own?
Experience the thrill of choosing sides between your bio dad and stepdad, and watch as they battle it out for the title of “Best Dad.” Will you choose the one who raised you or the one who just showed up out of nowhere? The drama never ends on our server!
So come on in and join us for a wild ride of family feuds, emotional outbursts, and questionable parenting decisions. Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft? Join now and let the chaos begin!
But wait, it gets even crazier. These real estate agents are actually secret spies working for the government to gather intel on all the players in the server. They’re like, double agents or something. And if you don’t buy land from them, they’ll unleash a horde of zombie villagers on your base. It’s like, so intense.
But don’t worry, there’s a group of rogue players who are fighting back against the real estate agents. They’re like, the resistance or something. They’re building secret underground bases and using redstone contraptions to outsmart the agents. It’s like a real-life spy movie, but in Minecraft.
So yeah, if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft SMP with real estate agents, spies, and underground bases, you gotta join this server. It’s like nothing you’ve ever seen before, trust me. Just watch out for those zombie villagers, they’re no joke.
