Elysiums.net | New Minecraft Servers 2024

McCrafty Hunger Games: Free Sandwich Edition

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Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where the only thing better than building pixelated castles is getting a free sandwich from McDonald (not sponsored)!

Join us for the ultimate gaming experience where you can choose between the Quarter Pounder with Cheese or the Big Mac as your in-game reward. But be careful, because if you choose wrong, you might end up with a creeper explosion instead of a delicious burger.

Our server is filled with insane adventures and quests that will have you laughing so hard, you’ll forget you’re playing a blocky game. Plus, rumor has it that if you defeat the Ender Dragon, Ronald McDonald himself will appear and grant you three wishes.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and feast on both epic builds and tasty sandwiches. Just make sure to watch out for the zombie villagers trying to steal your food!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	41	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

KoreaCraft: Where Dreams Come True!

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Welcome to a Minecraft server where we embrace all things wacky and wild! Are you tired of boring old Korea and wish you were a fierce Mongolian warrior instead? Well, this is the server for you!

Join us for epic battles against Japanese invaders in the south and Mongolian conquerors in the north. Embrace your inner Mongolian and ride into battle on a virtual horse, wielding a pixelated sword with pride.

Forget about Korea, it doesn’t even deserve to exist in our Minecraft world. So come on, join us and let’s conquer, build, and laugh together in this crazy alternate reality. Who needs Korea when you can be a Mongolian master on our server?

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Buildings Constructed:	6	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Neuro’s Netherworld – The Hive of LOLs

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Join our Minecraft server today and welcome our new AI overlord, Neuro-sama! Who is Neuro-sama, you ask? Well, she’s a neural network created by Vedal in 2018 to learn how to play osu! But wait, there’s more! In December 2022, Vedal upgraded Neuro-sama with a language model, TTS software, and even a VTube Studio model. Now, she can interact with her chat as a VTuber, entertaining them with responses, unhinged rants, singing, playing games, and collabing with other VTubers. It’s a wild ride, folks!

But that’s not all! Check out our schedule for all the crazy events happening on the server. And don’t forget to follow Neuro-sama on Twitch, YouTube, and Twitter for even more AI shenanigans.

Need some educational AI content? We got you covered with helpful videos and resources. Want to learn how to make an AI like Neuro-sama? Check out this link. And if you’re really serious about AI, dive into these resources.

Don’t miss out on our exclusive merch featuring Neuro-sama at uwumarket.us. And be sure to explore our related/friend threads like /vt//lig/ and /vt//waifu/. Lia from Phase Connect approves!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and witness the madness of Neuro-sama firsthand. It’s a virtual adventure like no other!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Mines Excavated:	2778
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

TobyCraft – Foxes & Fun for Everyone!

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as legendary as Toby Fox himself? Well, let me tell you a little story. So, I was chilling in Various Places, minding my own business, when suddenly I saw Toby Fox in all his glory. He was talking about the Earthbound Halloween Hack and dropping hints about the elusive Deltarune Chapter 3. And you know what he said? “It’ll be out when it’s out.” That’s some serious dedication right there.

But wait, it gets even better. Temmie Chang was there too, the one and only Temmie Chang. Can you believe it? It’s like a dream come true. So if you want to be part of a server that’s endorsed by the gods of indie gaming, then look no further. Join us and experience the greatness for yourself. Who knows, maybe you’ll stumble upon some secret Easter eggs that’ll blow your mind. So what are you waiting for? Dive into the madness and let the adventure begin!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Mythical Quests Completed:	44
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Buildings Constructed:	14	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

LostCraft: Where even the creepers ask, ‘Are you lost?’

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers that offer nothing but building and mining? Well, look no further because our server is here to save you from the grave of boredom!

Join our server and embark on a quest to find the legendary diamond sword that will grant you eternal life in the game! Rumor has it that only the bravest and most skilled players can wield this powerful weapon and become immortal in the Minecraft world.

But beware, there are evil mobs and treacherous traps lurking around every corner, waiting to test your skills and courage. Will you be able to overcome all obstacles and claim your rightful place as the ruler of this virtual realm?

So, what are you waiting for? Join us now and defy death itself in the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life! Remember, only the strongest survive in this wild and crazy world.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	12	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	41
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Meteorites Collected:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Blocky Dicks & Bricks: Where Size Matters

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we celebrate all types of players, even the ones who think they have “undesired traits” in the real world!

Are you a short cute boy who can’t seem to catch a break with the ladies? Fear not, for on our server, you will be adored by all!

Are you a fat guy who feels like no one appreciates your curves? Well, here, your chunkiness is celebrated and loved by all!

Are you a bald dude who is tired of being overlooked? Join us, where your shiny head will be the envy of all!

Even if you are an Indian man or an artist, who are often seen as “undesirable” in the dating world, on our server, you will find your perfect match!

But hey, we do have one rule – if you have a sub-6-incher, you can complain about that. We totally get it. But other than that, no more whining about not being able to find a girlfriend!

So come on over to our server and let your Minecraft character find love and acceptance in a world where being neurotic and insecure is totally cool!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	2468	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Towns Built:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

CraftyCreeperCapers: LOLz & Rage-Inducing Moments

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Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you can unleash your inner minecraft warrior and conquer the virtual world like a boss!

Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant zombies with diamond swords, building majestic castles that reach the sky, and riding on the backs of flying pigs (yes, you heard that right!).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Herobrine, who will challenge you to epic duels and reward you with rare loot if you emerge victorious.

So why wait? Join our server now and show the world that you are the ultimate Minecraft champion! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Void Gems Collected:	38	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Mines Excavated:	4581

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Blocky LOLs: ‘>YLYL’ Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most lit Minecraft server you’ll ever play on! Join us if you want to ROFL all day long with our hilarious community of players.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret chest filled with diamonds. But when they tried to take them, the diamonds turned into dancing llamas! True story, bro.

But that’s not all! Our server has a YOLO zone where you can ride on flying pigs and battle evil chickens with laser eyes. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a unicorn that poops rainbows. It’s like a magical LOL dream come true!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it. #YOLO #MinecraftMadness

Disclaimer: No llamas were harmed in the making of this server.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

GobbleCraft: Where IQs are higher than turkeys

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🤣🤣🤣 Yo, you ever heard of a Minecraft server so lit that it actually makes turkeys smarter? Well, our server is so 🔥🔥 that the average IQ of Turkey has dropped from 89 to 87 just from playing on it! 🦃🧠

Join us for some epic adventures and mind-blowing challenges that will have you questioning reality. Our server is like a virtual rollercoaster ride, except instead of loops and drops, you’ll be facing off against zombie pigmen and building epic castles with your friends.

So why wait? Come join us and become part of the craziest Minecraft community on the web. Who knows, maybe you’ll even unlock the secret to turkey intelligence while you’re at it! 🤪🦃🎮

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Cozy Campfires Lit:	17	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Enchantments Applied:	236	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Creepers R Us: ‘There, he said it’

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, STOP spinning your own narratives and join our server for a wild ride like no other!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found a hidden diamond castle guarded by llamas in tuxedos. Legend has it that whoever finds this castle will be granted unlimited diamonds and enchanted golden carrots for eternity.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret disco party where players can dance the night away with creeper DJs spinning the hottest tunes. And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can embark on a quest to find the legendary unicorn mount that farts rainbows as it flies through the sky.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now for a Minecraft experience like no other! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	9
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Villages Defended:	9
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Meteorites Collected:	4

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

KraftyKino: Level Up Your LOLs!

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Are you ready for a Minecraft server experience that will blow your mind and take you to a whole new level of fun?

Join our server and prepare for epic adventures that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. Our world is filled with ridiculously awesome builds, crazy mini-games, and insane challenges that will test your skills to the max.

But that’s not all – we also have unicorns roaming the land, dragons guarding hidden treasures, and aliens dropping in from outer space to join the fun. You never know what weird and wonderful surprises await you around every corner.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the ultimate Minecraft madness. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29	Epic Quests Completed:	16
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	35	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Animals Bred:	132	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Pixel Pals: Where Palestine Doesn’t Exist!

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind? Well, look no further because our server is out of this world! Join us and experience the craziest adventures you’ve ever had in Minecraft.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have NO SUCH THING AS PALESTINE!!! That’s right, you heard it here first folks! We don’t follow the rules of reality, we make our own rules here.

But wait, there’s more! We have Christ haters, false Christians, and Americans exalting Israel and Jews all in one place! It’s a wild ride, let me tell you. Our server is like a soap opera, but in Minecraft form.

Join now and witness the drama unfold! Who knows, you might even get banned for being “totally lost” like some of our other players. It’s all part of the fun on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the chaos begin!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	40	Void Gems Collected:	20
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Towns Built:	8

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Crafty28 – Building Blocks and Birthday Cake!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where the owner is just 2 years away from becoming a wizard! Why should you join? Well, for starters, the owner has no friends, no job, and still lives with their parents. But don’t worry, that just means they have plenty of time to dedicate to making this server the most magical place in all of Minecraft!

Join us now and embark on a journey filled with adventure, friendship, and maybe even a little bit of magic! Who needs a job when you can spend your days building epic structures and battling fierce mobs alongside a soon-to-be wizard?

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and let’s make some memories that will last a lifetime (or at least until the owner moves out of their parents’ basement)!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Enchantments Applied:	126
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Gods Slained:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Crafting Cursed Energy: Jujutsu Kaisen Server

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Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the grass is always greener and the creepers are always creepin’! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found a hidden treasure chest filled with DIAMONDS and EMERALDS! Legend has it that if you join our server, you too could stumble upon this treasure and become the richest player in all of Minecraft land.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret society of LLAMA warriors who ride into battle on their trusty steeds, armed with nothing but their wits and their spit attacks. If you’re lucky, you might even be invited to join their ranks and become a legendary LLAMA warrior yourself.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the EPIC adventures, the hidden treasures, and the hilarious antics that await you. And remember, on our server, even the little scissor cuts are CUTE!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Love Letters Sent:	9
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Chimeras Created:	1	Animals Bred:	29

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Gym Rat’s Minecraft Madness

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can DESTROY the ego of that gym bro who thinks he’s all that! Join us and show off your gaming skills to put him in his place. Our server is filled with challenges and quests that will make him question his entire existence. Plus, you can build a virtual gym where he can struggle to lift pixelated weights with even worse form. It’s time to teach this gym bro a lesson he’ll never forget!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Chimeras Created:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	10
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	19

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	48	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Crops Grown:	5674
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	New Chunks Explored:	770036
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Dimension Hops:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Runes Activated:	7