Elysiums.net | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Pixelated Pandemonium

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Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where chaos reigns supreme and the possibilities are endless!

Join us for a wild ride through a world filled with randomm images and crazy adventures. Build towering structures made entirely out of diamond-encrusted cheese or embark on a quest to find the legendary unicorn llama that poops out golden nuggets.

Our server is home to a community of players who are always up for a good laugh and a bit of mischief. Whether you’re a seasoned pro or a newbie just starting out, there’s something here for everyone.

So why wait? Join us today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just stumble upon a secret disco party hidden deep within the bowels of the server. See you there! 🕺💃

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Potions Brewed:	23
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Epic Quests Completed:	7
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

BlueCraft: Where Being Gay Means Being Cool

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Welcome to our fabulous Minecraft server where we embrace all players, no matter their orientation or identity!

Join us for a rainbow-tastic adventure filled with sparkles, unicorns, and plenty of glitter bombs!

Our server is so welcoming that even the creepers wear pride flags and the zombies dance to Lady Gaga songs.

So come on in and let your rainbow flag fly high as you build, mine, and slay dragons in this queer-friendly paradise!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Alien Abductions:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Genius VOMS 999 – Henya’s LOLcraft Server

#youtube, Amano Pikamee Archive, Archive, Daimonji Ryugon, Ebosi, Gaming, GENIUS, Haneuzu Miuneru, Henya THe Genius, Henyas, Hikasa Tomoshika, Jitomi Monoe, LolCraft, Michimata Batoya, ragtag, Server, Streamer, twitch, Uemine Noruju, virtual youtuber, VOMS, VOMS Project, vshojo, Zako In Space Edition, Zengaku Sanparo

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take you on a journey to outer space! 🚀 Join us and explore the galaxy with Henya the Genius from Vshojo as your guide. She’ll teach you how to build a rocket ship out of diamond blocks and fly to the moon in style.

But that’s not all! You’ll also meet the rest of the VOMS Project crew, including Hikasa Tomoshika, Haneuzu Miuneru, Daimonji Ryugon, Zengaku Sanparo, Uemine Noruju, and Michimata Batoya. Together, you’ll battle aliens, mine for space ore, and maybe even discover a new planet filled with creepers in astronaut suits.

And if that’s not enough, we’ve got bonus content from Ebosi (formerly known as Jitomi Monoe) and the one and only Amano Pikamee. They’ll show you how to survive in space using only a stick and a potato.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our Minecraft server and let’s blast off into the unknown together! 🌌

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	21
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	27	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Crafty McCraftface: GOTY Edition

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Are you ready to embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life? Join our server and enter a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers dance to dubstep music!

Why should you join? Well, for starters, our server is run by a group of mad scientists who have created a potion that turns all the zombies into friendly unicorns. That’s right, no more getting attacked by brain-hungry monsters!

But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret treasure chest hidden deep within the enchanted forest. Legend has it that whoever finds it will be granted three wishes by a magical llama who guards the chest.

And if you’re feeling brave, you can take on our dragon boss who breathes rainbow fire and shoots fireworks from its tail. Defeat the dragon and you’ll be rewarded with a diamond sword that can summon a squad of dancing skeletons to fight by your side.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the wicked thread gang show you a Minecraft experience like no other!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	293568	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Gods Slained:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	2

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Crafty GOP Griefers

Benefits, CONSERVATIVE, Crafty, Democracy, Economy, election, gop, Government, Griefers, hate, INEQUALITY, injustice, Labor, policy, Politics, republicans, Social Issues, society, TAXES, Voting, wages, Working class, Working Man

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even republicans can’t resist joining because of the insane fun we offer!

Join our server and witness working men building skyscrapers with their bare hands, while Republicans try to stop them but end up joining in on the fun instead.

Our server is so addictive that even the most stubborn politicians can’t resist the urge to mine for diamonds and battle creepers.

So come join us and see for yourself why even Republicans can’t resist the allure of our Minecraft server!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Farms Harvested:	849	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	17	Love Letters Sent:	7
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Girl Obsessed Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Insane Love Triangle Minecraft server! Are you ready for some drama, tears, and heartbreak? Join now for a chance to experience a virtual love story gone wrong!

Imagine logging in to find a girl obsessed with you, confessing her undying love in the chat. But wait, there’s a twist – you’re not into her at all! Watch as she cries and begs for your love, while you desperately try to escape her clutches.

But that’s not all! This server is filled with touchy moments, awkward conversations, and plenty of emotional turmoil. Can you navigate through the chaos and find a way to break free from her without breaking her heart?

Join now and embark on a wild journey of friendship, rejection, and maybe even a hint of stalking. Who knows, you might just find yourself caught in the middle of an Insane Love Triangle that you’ll never forget!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	409
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Dragon Droppings

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Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where pigs fly and creepers dance! Join us for a wild ride filled with INSANE adventures and EPIC battles against evil mobs.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. Legend has it that whoever finds this chest will become the ultimate Minecraft champion!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a rare breed of MAGICAL unicorns that roam the lands, spreading rainbows and joy wherever they go. Who wouldn’t want to befriend a unicorn and ride off into the sunset?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on a CRAZY journey filled with laughter, friendship, and plenty of LOOT to go around. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5
Magic Items Found:	3427	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Orbs of Power Found:	11

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Pixelated Dream Team: The Server of Fantasy Friends

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can meet friends you never knew you needed! Ever fantasized about hanging out with a creeper who tells the best jokes? Or maybe you’ve always dreamed of going on adventures with a zombie who’s secretly a master chef? Well, look no further because on our server, anything is possible!

Join us for epic quests, hilarious shenanigans, and friendships that will last a lifetime (or at least until someone accidentally blows up your house). Our community is filled with quirky characters and memes that will have you laughing until you cry – just watch out for the ender dragon who thinks he’s a stand-up comedian!

So why wait? Come join our server and make friends you never knew you needed – because let’s face it, where else can you find a skeleton who doubles as a DJ? It’s time to level up your friendship game and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	1717
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Endless Night Skies:	1

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Girl Power Minecraft: Where women are 100% of the famous builders!

Builders, career opportunities, Diversity, education, FAMOUS, gender disparity, gender equality, girl, INEQUALITY, Mathematician, mathematicians, Minecraft, Minority, Population, power, representation, social norms, statistics, STEM, Stereotypes, Underrepresentation, Women, Women empowerment, women in stem

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have zero famous mathematicians but 52% of the players are women! Why join? Well, because our server is like a math class gone wild – equations flying everywhere, mobs solving for x, and creepers trying to calculate the square root of boom!

But don’t worry, our female players are here to show those numbers who’s boss. They’ll build the most epic structures, mine the rarest ores, and slay dragons with their mathematical prowess. Who needs famous mathematicians when you have a squad of badass gamers who can calculate the trajectory of a TNT blast in their sleep?

So come join us on our server and be part of a gaming community where women rule and numbers drool. Who knows, maybe you’ll even discover the secret formula for infinite diamonds! (Hint: it involves a lot of mining and a little bit of luck)

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Crops Grown:	8591

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Kanata’s Forgotten Realm Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where you can SLAY dragons, build castles in the sky, and ride unicorns into battle!

Join us and you’ll be transported to a world where HEROES are born and VILLAINS are defeated. Our community is filled with LEGENDS who will help you conquer any challenge that comes your way.

Forget about boring old servers where nothing exciting happens. Here, you’ll embark on quests to find the fabled Diamond Unicorn and uncover the secrets of the Pixelated Pyramid.

So why wait? Join us now and become a part of the most EPIC Minecraft adventure you’ve ever experienced!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Meteorites Collected:	2	Villages Defended:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Crafty Tears

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Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the pigs fly and the creepers dance! Join us for a wild ride filled with INSANE adventures and CRAZY shenanigans.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. But beware, the chest was guarded by a pack of ANGRY llamas who spit fireballs!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a rare breed of GLOWING chickens that lay golden eggs. Legend has it, if you collect enough golden eggs, you’ll unlock the ability to ride a RAINBOW unicorn into battle against the Ender Dragon.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server and experience the WACKIEST Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared to laugh, cry, and maybe even pee your pants a little.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	6

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

AppleCraft: Where Apples Are Worth More Than Gold!

7 dollars, affordability, Apple, AppleCraft, apples, budgeting, consumerism, cost of living, economic downturn, Economy, expensive, fast food, financial crisis, financial struggle, food prices, GOLD, goyslop, grocery, Hyperinflation.., inflation, inflation rate, MONEY, Prices, WORTH..

Are you tired of paying 7 dollars for an apple? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, apples are FREE! Yes, you heard that right, no more breaking the bank for a simple fruit.

But that’s not all, our server is also home to the legendary AppleBoy, a mysterious figure who roams the lands handing out golden apples to all who cross his path. Some say he’s a glitch in the game, others say he’s a magical being sent to bring joy to all Minecraft players. Join our server and maybe you’ll be lucky enough to encounter the one and only AppleBoy.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just find yourself in a world where apples are worth more than diamonds!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	12	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Astral Projections Made:	1
Alien Abductions:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Minecraft Mayhem: League of Laughs

Account Stats, Akali, brand, Builds, Current Content, Empyrean, general, High Noon Event, kayle, laughs, League, league of legends, lolg, malzahar, MAYHEM, Minecraft, Model Viewer, Nocturne, OP pastebin, patch notes, PBE Patch Notes, Prestige, Upcoming Content, varus

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a Creeper explosion? Well, look no further, because our server is the bomb-diggity! We’ve got more High Noon Events than a showdown at high noon, with Kayle flying in like a boss and Varus looking legendary AF. And don’t even get us started on Malzahar, Akali, Nocturne, and Brand – they’re all ready to party in our pixelated paradise!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is so fresh, it makes the latest patch notes look like yesterday’s news. Check out our Builds/Account Stats to see who’s slaying and who’s just playing. And if you wanna see those models strut their stuff, our Model Viewer is where it’s at.

So why wait? Join our server today and get ready for a Minecraft experience that’s so OP, it’ll make your head spin faster than a Enderman on Red Bull!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Dimension Hops:	14	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	22	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Phantom Rings Equipped:	15	Elemental Crystals Collected:	86

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Blocky Coomer’s Craze

4chan, Average, bestiality, blocky, confusion, controversial topics, coomer, coomers, CORRECTNESS, CRAZE, Gay, hentai, internalized homophobia, motivation, My Little Pony, Online Community, porn addiction, real women, Responses, Thread, Transgender

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the madness of 4Chan coomer threads and dive into a world of pure hilarity and adventure!

Reasons to join:

Escape from the never-ending debates about porn preferences and strange fetishes
Build your own little pony kingdom and explore the wonders of beastiality-free Minecraft
Discover hidden treasures and secret caves filled with trannies and gay stuff (just kidding, it’s all family-friendly fun!)

Join us now and leave behind the confusion of 4Chan debates. Who needs real women when you have Minecraft blocks to build with?

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	13	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

DragonCraft: Where Your Maid is a Dragon!

(Domestic), board clean, cleaning, dragon maid, Dragon.., DragonCraft, FANTASY, Helpful, Housekeeping, keeping clean, MAGICAL, Maid, mythical creature, Neat, ORGANIZED, Servant, Tidy, tidy home, tidy living, tidy room, tidy space

Welcome to our dragon maid themed Minecraft server! Are you tired of messy servers with griefers running amok? Fear not, for our dragon maids are here to keep the board clean!

Join us for epic adventures and quests where you can ride on the backs of dragons and battle against evil mobs. Our dragon maids will swoop in and clean up any mess left behind, ensuring a pristine playing environment for all.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground lair where you can find hidden treasures and rare loot. Rumor has it that a legendary diamond sword is hidden deep within the lair, waiting for a brave adventurer to claim it.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the magic of having your very own dragon maid to keep things in order. Who knows, you might even uncover the mysteries of the underground lair and become the ultimate Minecraft champion!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ores Mined:	532	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Mythical Swords Crafted:	73	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Dimension Hops:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Demon Skulls Collected:	20	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4