Elysiums.net | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Pixelated Panda Palace: Where Asian Girls Cry When You’re Not Interested

acceptance, asian, Asian girls, beauty standards, Communication, Confidence, cry, cultural expectations, DATING, Diversity, empowerment, gender dynamics, Girls, Identity, Individuality, interested, misunderstandings, Palace, Panda, pixelated, Preferences, rejection, relationships, Self-expression, social pressure, societal norms, Stereotypes, Youre

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where Asian girls will flock to you the moment you say you’re not into them! It’s like a reverse psychology love potion, but in blocky pixel form. Watch as they build you beautiful structures made entirely out of diamond blocks and gold ingots, all while serenading you with enchanting melodies played on note blocks.

But beware, if you dare to show any interest in them, they will unleash their secret weapon – an army of creeper minions who will blow up everything you hold dear. So tread carefully, and remember, it’s all fun and games until someone loses their diamond sword. Join our server now for a wild ride of love, betrayal, and explosive surprises!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Dragon Scales Harvested:	291
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Crafty Fallout Hub: Where Creepers Are the Real Nukes

Adventure, bugs, BUILD, Crafty, CREEPERS, Customization, Exploration, Fallout, Gaming, Hub, Immersive, Mods, new vegas, nexus mods, nukes, patches, playthrough, post-apocalyptic, real, role playing, RPG, Survival, total conversion mod, Troubleshooting, Wasteland

Are you tired of dealing with the post-apocalyptic wasteland in Fallout? Join our Minecraft server for a completely different gaming experience!

Imagine a world where you can build your own shelter without worrying about super mutants attacking you. No need to install mods or patches to make the game playable – just log in and start crafting!

Our server is so epic that even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they can’t handle the awesomeness. Join us for a chance to ride on a llama while battling a dragon with a diamond sword.

Forget about the boring old Nexus mods – on our server, you can create your own custom mods by simply typing a command in the chat. Want to turn all the pigs into flying unicorns? Done. How about giving yourself super speed and the ability to shoot fireballs from your hands? Easy peasy.

So why waste your time dealing with glitches and bugs in Fallout when you can join our Minecraft server and have the time of your life? Who needs total conversion mods when you can have total insanity in every block you place? Join us now and let the madness begin!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	32
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Zombie Dances:	9
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	213	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

FurryCraft: Where PJW Fans and Furries Unite!

acceptance, Access, Behavior, children, Community, concerns, controversy, culture, education, Fans, Furries, Furrycraft, Grooming, Identity, influence, internet, PJW, pjw video, Promotion, SCHOOLs, social media, trend, unite, zoomers

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where furries roam free and zoomers are embracing their inner animal spirit! Forget about boring old school lessons, on this server, you’ll learn how to howl at the moon and pounce on unsuspecting creepers.

Join us and discover a whole new world where furries are the cool kids on the block and dressing up in animal costumes is not only accepted but encouraged. Who knew that a decade ago, furries were just a way for men to access children, but now they’re taking over schools and spreading their furry love to the next generation?

So why wait? Join our server now and unleash your wild side in a world where furries rule and zoomers are becoming the ultimate animal enthusiasts. Let’s make Minecraft furry-tastic!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	114	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	10
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Black People Craft: Where Humanity Evolves Through Blocks

Africa, Americas, Atlantis, Black, black people, blocks, brown race, Carpathian basin, Craft, Edgar Cayce, Evolution, evolves, human species, Humanity, Lemuria, Mauritania, middle eastern, native americans, people, Race, red race, Richat Structure, seeding, Tibet, white race, yellow race

🌍 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we explore the wacky world of ancient civilizations and wild theories! 🌍

Are you tired of the same old boring servers? Well, look no further because on our server, you can uncover the TRUTH about human origins! Forget everything you thought you knew because according to us, humanity didn’t evolve from black people – we were actually seeded in FIVE different places at the same time! 🤯

Join us as we build our own versions of the Carpathian basin, Tibet, Atlantis, Lemuria, and Africa! Who needs history books when you can create your own alternate reality in Minecraft? Explore the capital of Atlantis, which is totally not in Mauritania, and meet the middle eastern races who are actually descendants of the Red race from Atlantis according to Edgar Cayce. It’s like a history lesson, but with creepers and diamonds! 💎

But wait, there’s more! Ever wondered where Native Americans really came from? Well, according to our server, they actually originated from the sinking/sunken continent of Lemuria! Dive deep into the lore of Lemuria and discover the secrets of the Brown race. Who needs textbooks when you have Minecraft to teach you the REAL history of the world? 📚

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on a journey through time, space, and pure imagination! Who knows what other mind-blowing revelations await you in our crazy Minecraft universe! 🚀🤪

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Meteorites Collected:	0	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Void Armor Forged:	19	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	43
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Farms Harvested:	832
Runes Activated:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Crafty Memes: Make /b Great Again

AI art porn, Anonymity, celeb, controversial topics, Crafty, desu, diaper, drawthread, für, Great, internet culture, make /b great again, memes, online communities, open /b, real nudity, shota, socials, Taste, Threads, trump, Trump-tards, waifu

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you can escape the chaos of the internet and dive into a world of blocks and adventure! Forget about all those weird threads on /b, because on our server, the only thing you’ll find is pure, unadulterated fun!

Join us if you’re tired of seeing furries, shotas, and waifus everywhere you turn. Our server is a safe haven from all that madness. And don’t even get me started on the diaper enthusiasts… yikes!

But the best part? We have a strict “No Trump-tards” policy. That’s right, no orange-haired politicians allowed here! So if you’re looking for a place to build and explore without any political drama, this is the server for you.

So what are you waiting for? Join us today and let’s minecraft our way to a better, Trump-free world!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Chimeras Created:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Crafty Chaos: What Happens in Your Country?

Chaos, Community, Country, Crafty, culture, current affairs, Events, global events, Happenings, happenings around the world, happenings in my country, happenings in your country, Lifestyle, local ], local news, national, News, Politics, society, Traditions, world news

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and dancing creepers. But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of ninja villagers who are always up for a good time.

Looking for a challenge? Dive into our lava parkour course and see if you can make it to the end without getting toasted. Or test your luck in our diamond hunt, where the prize is a real-life unicorn (just kidding, it’s actually a stack of dirt).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a group of magical llamas who can grant you three wishes each day. Want a pet dragon? Done. Want to ride a rainbow unicorn into battle? You got it. Want a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples? Well, we can’t promise that, but we can give you a pat on the back for dreaming big.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our server and experience the craziest, most epic Minecraft adventure of your life. Who knows what shenanigans you’ll get into next?

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Loom or Stool Minecraft Madness

Activity, Choice, comfort, decision, enjoyment, Entertainment, Fun, Furniture, Game, hobby, leisure, loom, madness, Minecraft, Pastime, Play, Preference, Relaxation, seating, Sitting, stool, WEAVING

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you can choose to be a loom or a stool! Why settle for boring old characters when you can be a piece of furniture instead?

Join us and embark on hilarious adventures as you navigate the world as a LOOM weaving your way through obstacles or a STOOL providing support for your fellow players. Who knew furniture could be so fun?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco where the blocks come to life and dance the night away. Join us for the craziest parties you’ve ever seen in Minecraft!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our wacky server and experience the LOOM and STOOL life like never before!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	94	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Minecrafty McWow – Crafty LOLs and General Shenanigans

Blizzard, coomers, Crafty, Death to all coomers, Dragonflight, Dynamic Flight Update, general, General Resources, Hotfixes, lols, McWow, minecrafty, murlok, raider, Remix: Pandaria, S4 Dungeon changes, Shenanigans, Summer Trading Post, the war within, TWW WARBANDS FEATURE OVERVIEW, Warbands, Warcraft Mounts, World of Warcraft, WoW Petopia, wowg, wowhead

Welcome to the Death to all coomers edition Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with DRAGONFLIGHT adventures and DYNAMIC FLIGHT UPDATES that will blow your mind.

Our server features WARBANDS that will test your skills and keep you on the edge of your seat. Explore the Summer Trading Post for exclusive items and embark on a journey through Remix: Pandaria to relive epic raids and heroic battles.

But that’s not all! We have S4 Dungeon changes that will challenge even the most seasoned players. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become a part of the Dragonflight community where the fun never ends!

Don’t miss out on all the excitement and craziness that awaits you on our server. Visit dragonflight.blizzard.com for more information and start your epic adventure today!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	26
Potions Brewed:	24	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	1

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

SnowflakeCraft: Where ‘Dear white boys’ is our daily greeting!

anger, Boys, bunnies, coming for you, Daily, Dear, DOMINANCE, fear, Girlfriends, Greeting, hatred, intimidation, Misogyny, racism, Revenge, sisters, SnowflakeCraft, tearing apart, threat, toxic behavior, toxic masculinity, Unstoppable, violence, White, White boys, Wolves

Welcome to our Minecraft server where chaos reigns supreme! Join us if you dare, for we are on a mission to steal all your soft lily white girlfriends and sisters. It’s like a crazy game of cat and mouse, but with bunnies and big bad wolves. And guess what? You can’t freaking stop us! So why not join now and witness the madness unfold before your very eyes. Who knows, you might even become our next target. Good luck surviving the insanity!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Magic Items Found:	4319	Portal Loops Escaped:	1

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Creepin’ Conflict

Accountability, Argument, Blame, clarification, Communication, Conflict, Confrontation, CREEPIN, Dispute, error, Fault, Interpretation, judgment, mediation, mistake, misunderstanding, perspective, reconciliation, resolution, RESPONSIBILITY, wrong

Welcome to our totally insane Minecraft server where chaos reigns and anything goes! Join us if you want to experience the craziest adventures and meet the wackiest players in the Minecraft universe.

Our server is home to a legendary battle between a giant chicken and a unicorn riding a dragon. Witness this epic showdown while building your own floating castle made entirely of cheese.

But that’s not all! Our server is also known for its magical portals that lead to different dimensions, including one where you can ride a flying pig and another where you can challenge a zombie horde to a dance-off.

So why wait? Join our server now and be part of the most outrageous Minecraft community out there. Who knows, you might even discover the secret treasure hidden deep within the enchanted forest.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	82	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Blocky Shenanigans

blocky, confusion, Curiosity, DISCOVER, Enigma, Explore, Intrigue, Investigate, Mystery, Ponder, question.., Shenanigans, Surprise, uncertainty, unexpected, unknown, unravel, Unraveling, unraveling the mystery, unraveling the unknown, what happens here, Wonder

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the pigs fly and the creepers dance!

Join us for a wild adventure where Steve has been replaced by a talking llama who only speaks in rhymes. Craft your way through dungeons filled with zombie chickens and skeleton cows.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamond eggs every full moon. Will you be the one to find it and become the richest player in all the land?

Oh, and did we mention our exclusive Disco Cave? Dance the night away with glowstone blocks and creeper DJs spinning the hottest tracks.

So why wait? Join now and experience the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Divine Scrolls Written:	10
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Mines Excavated:	3211
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	94	New Chunks Explored:	719941

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Git Gud or Go Home

achievement, challenge, Commitment, Conquer, Dedication, determination, dontstop, finishline, Game, Gaming, GIT, GUD, home, keepgoing, Levelup, motivation, nevergiveup, Overcome, perseverance, progress, success, Victory, winning

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the only rule is: YOU HAVEN’T BEATEN THE GAME YET!

Join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with crazy challenges and ridiculous quests. Rumor has it that if you manage to defeat the Ender Dragon, you’ll be rewarded with a pet unicorn that shoots rainbowsdancing pigs that throw the best parties in all of Minecraft. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret disco cave where the creepers have been known to bust a move.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and prove to the world that you are the ultimate Minecraft master. And remember, on our server, the game is never truly beaten.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Parking Ticket Wars Minecraft Server

#ethiopia, activism, Attack, civil rights, Community, economic justice, fight back, Global, Government, INEQUALITY, Minecraft, OAKLAND, Oppression, Parking, parking tickets, protest, resistance, Server, social justice, solidarity, State, ticket, war tactic, Wars, Working class

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the state is actually a giant creeper trying to attack the working class! From Oakland to Ethiopia, we will fight back with our diamond swords and enchanted armor!

Join us on this server for epic battles against evil mobs and corrupt governments. Build your own secret underground base to hide from the oppressive rulers of the land. Form alliances with other players to overthrow the tyrannical regime and bring peace to the Minecraft world.

But beware, the state will stop at nothing to crush our rebellion. They will send their army of zombie pigmen and skeleton archers to try and defeat us. Only the bravest and most skilled players will survive the onslaught.

So grab your pickaxe and join us in this epic quest for freedom and justice! Let’s show the state that we will not be oppressed in this virtual world or any other!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Farms Harvested:	488	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Crops Grown:	8693	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

CraftyTF2 – Where Minecraft meets Team Fortress 2!

4chan servers, 64bit Edition, blog, competitive, CraftyTF2, Events, FAQ, fortress, frag, HUDs, leagues, linux, loadouts, lobbies, meets, Minecraft, Mods, official sites, Previous thread, Resources, scripting, Server, skins, sprays, Stats, TEAM, team fortress 2, tf2g, Trading, Wiki, windows

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server! Join us for some 64-bit Edition madness where we’ve added 64-bit support for Windows/Linux client and server. Why join, you ask? Well, because we have an official blog that’s more entertaining than a pig race: https://teamfortress.com. And if you’re feeling wiki-wacky, check out our Wiki at https://wiki.tf.

And if you’re looking for even more madness, check out our other 4chan servers like Weeabootique at 198.245.61.57 (NA) or Team Funtress at fun.tf2.host (NA). We’ve got resources galore, from FAQs to mods to preview loadouts & skins. It’s a treasure trove of Minecraft madness that’ll make you say, “Creeper, oh man!”

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready for a Minecraft experience that’s more epic than defeating the Ender Dragon. See you there, fellow blockheads!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

CraftyBaitMC: Ignoring 4chan Bait Since 20XX

20xx, 4chan, Bait, character improvement, CraftyBaitMC, critical thinking, cyberbullying, digital literacy, emotional intelligence, ignoring, internet culture, internet trolls, Maturity, mental resilience, online behavior, online interactions, online safety, personal growth, Recognizing, SELF AWARENESS, social media, trolling

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where you can escape the chaos of 4chan and dive into a world of endless possibilities!

Join us and level up your character by recognizing and ignoring bait just like you do on 4chan. Who knew internet trolls could actually help you improve your real-life skills?

Our server is filled with exciting challenges and adventures that will keep you entertained for hours on end. Plus, our community is full of funny and friendly players who will make your experience even more enjoyable.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the bait posters of 4chan guide you on a journey to self-improvement and hilarious shenanigans!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	New Chunks Explored:	825864
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	10	Phantom Rings Equipped:	25
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Treasure Maps Found:	7

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Falling into the Void:	0
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	16
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0