Crafty Giraffe Milkers – No Femcels Allowed!

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Welcome to our unbelievably awesome Minecraft server, where even the femcels are too busy milking giraffes to cause any trouble! Join us and experience a world where you are more beautiful than Aphrodite herself – seriously, she’s jealous of your pixelated perfection.

Our server is so epic that even the creepers are too scared to explode, they just stand there in awe of your building skills. And don’t even get us started on the villagers – they throw diamonds at your feet as you walk by because they know you’re the true ruler of this land.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and become the legendary Minecraft player you were always meant to be. And remember, on our server, the only drama is deciding which color sheep to shear next.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Towns Built:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	94	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Endless Night Skies:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	20
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	55	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

FogCraft – Where Minecraft meets Fallout in a hilarious mashup!

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Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Imagine a world where Fallout 4, Fallout 76, Fallout 1, Fallout 2, Fallout 3, and Fallout New Vegas all collide in one epic server.

Join us for a wild ride through the wasteland where you can scavenge for resources from all your favorite Fallout games. Need some Nuka-Cola? We got you covered. Want to build your very own Vault-Tec shelter? No problem!

But that’s not all – we have a secret stash of mods and assets that will blow your mind. From super mutants to deathclaws, you’ll never know what’s lurking around the corner.

So why wait? Join us now and experience the chaos and mayhem of the ultimate Fallout Minecraft server. Who knows, you might even run into the elusive Deathclaw Steve who guards the legendary OP Pasta with his life.

Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime adventure. Pre-War thread: >>474172921. See you in the wasteland, wastelanders!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Dragons Tamed:	7
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

NofapCraft: No Blocks, Just Self-Control

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Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you can submit to the Power of Eternal Nofap! 🐍 Join us on the Serpents Path and embrace the one true god, Nofap! 🙌🏼 Let Samuel Benjamin, the Messenger of Nofap, guide you on a journey to greatness. 🌟

On this server, you must STOP masturbating and STOP drinking alcohol to unlock your true potential and become a GOD in the world of Minecraft. 💪🏼

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the wildest adventure of your Minecraft life! 🎮✨

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Dragon Eggs Found:	5227
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	4

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Crafty DILF Kingdom

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Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you can find sexy zoomer bitches roaming around everywhere! Need a break from mining? Just chill with our resident hot babes who are always ready to party in the virtual world.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mobs you’ll ever encounter. From flying pigs to dancing creepers, you never know what kind of crazy creatures you’ll come across in our world.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about the fact that we have a secret underground disco club where you can dance the night away with your fellow players? Trust us, you won’t find a more happening place in the Minecraft universe.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest, wackiest adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	18
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Pirate Ships Captured:	0

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

VTuber AI Jams Craft

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Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you will ever experience! 🌟

Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old gameplay? Well, this server is here to shake things up! Imagine a world where you can ride on llamas that shoot fireballs out of their eyes, or mine for diamonds while being chased by a pack of zombie chickens.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret AI that can compose original songs for your oshi (favorite Minecraft character) to sing! You can even buy their EPs in the form of CDs to listen to while you conquer the Ender Dragon or build a giant pixel art of a taco.

So what are you waiting for? Join this server now and prepare for the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! 🎮🤪

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	61
Mines Excavated:	1772	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Blockbuster Bonanza

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Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you will ever experience! Are you tired of boring servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because on this server, we have UNICORNS roaming around and DRAGONS guarding the treasure chests!

Join us and embark on a quest to find the legendary Diamond Bacon, rumored to give you superpowers like flying and shooting lasers from your eyes! But be careful, because the evil Creeper King is also after the Diamond Bacon and will stop at nothing to get it!

Not convinced yet? How about this – every player gets their own personal RAINBOW LLAMA as a companion! These llamas can help you mine for diamonds, fight off enemies, and even breakdance when you play music for them!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this WILD and WACKY adventure and become a legend in the world of Minecraft!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Emeralds Found:	5965

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Tom’s Blocky Birthday Bash

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Welcome to our Minecraft server! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the Minecraft world!

Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive adventures and hilarious shenanigans. Our server is home to a community of players who are always up for a good time and are never afraid to push the boundaries of what is possible in Minecraft.

But that’s not all! On our server, you’ll find secret underground societies, treasure-filled dungeons, and even a unicorn ranch where you can ride rainbow-colored unicorns into battle. And did we mention the disco party every Friday night at the top of the tallest mountain?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventures of your life. Who knows, you might even become the ruler of the server and change the course of Minecraft history forever!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	16

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Trailer Trash Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question reality? Look no further than our server! Join now for a chance to ride a unicorn through a rainbow made of diamonds while battling a dragon with a lightsaber.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground disco party where the DJ is a creeper and the dance floor is made of glowing obsidian.

If that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is actually a portal to a parallel universe where pigs can fly and zombies throw slime at you for fun?

Join now and experience the craziest, most mind-blowing Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Villages Defended:	7	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Crafty Cornucopia

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Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server! Are you tired of those boring servers where you can’t do anything fun? Well, look no further because we have everything you need and more!

Join us on our server where you can ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas, and even build a castle made entirely of diamonds! Our server is so EPIC that even the Ender Dragon is scared to come near us!

But wait, there’s more! If you join our server, you’ll get a free pet creeper that will follow you around and explode on command! And if that’s not enough, we also have a secret underground base where you can find hidden treasures and LOOT for days!

So what are you waiting for? Join our EPIC Minecraft server now and experience the craziest adventures you’ve ever had in the world of blocks and pixels!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22	Crops Grown:	8207
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	158

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Whiny American Gamer Server – No Complaints Allowed!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we encourage all players to embrace their inner pirate! 🏴‍☠️ Why buy all the DLC when you can just pirate them like a true buccaneer?

Join us and witness the epic saga of an American player who couldn’t afford all the DLC, only to be told to pirate them by a fellow player. The American got so triggered that he called the pirate a freeloader and permabanned them! Talk about drama on the high seas of Minecraft!

So come aboard our server and experience the thrill of pirating DLC, triggering Americans, and getting banned for being a true pirate legend. Who needs to follow the rules when you can sail the seas of Minecraft with reckless abandon? Join us now and let the chaos begin! 🌊⚔️

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	56	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Endless Night Skies:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15
Ores Mined:	1164	Crops Grown:	9130

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

SnipeCraft: Where Creepers Meet Machine Guns!

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Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Imagine a world where machine guns and sniper rifles are the norm. Forget about building houses and mining for diamonds, here you’ll be dodging bullets and sniping creepers from a mile away.

Join us if you’re looking for an adrenaline-pumping experience like no other. Our players have epic battles where they ride explosive llamas into battle and launch firework missiles at their enemies.

But that’s not all, our server is also home to the legendary diamond armor-wearing chickens that roam the land, ready to challenge anyone who dares to cross their path.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience a Minecraft world like you’ve never seen before. Just be prepared to run for your life when the creeper snipers start taking aim!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	40
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Divine Spears Created:	21	Magical Moments Shared:	30
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

BoomCraft: Where we blow up your bases for fun!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where we bombs your bases and intercepts 100% of your attack like a boss. It’s nothing personal, just some good ol’ fun for all you kikes out there. Join us for a wild ride filled with explosions, surprises, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into on this server! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Void Gems Collected:	37
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

MineCrafty WoW Classic Shenanigans

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Welcome to our Minecraft Server!

Are you tired of boring servers with less loot and too much trash? Look no further! Our server offers more loot than you can imagine!

But that’s not all! We have immediate raid nerfs to make your gaming experience more challenging and exciting! Plus, we have more class balance than any other server out there!

Ever wanted to play as a Tauren paladin or a dwarf shaman? Well, now you can on our server! We also have buffed mana from drinking and longer buff times to keep you in the game longer!

And if that’s not enough, we have higher drop rates on epics, faster wsg rep, faster honor from stv, and even dual spec for all your gaming needs!

Join us now and experience a 5 digits gold economy like never before! Trust us, you won’t regret it! Server IP: 474021247

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Void Armor Forged:	12
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	6

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Podcast-Free Zone: Where Creepers Keep You Company

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Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where you can escape the boredom of running out of podcasts! Our server is so lit that you won’t even miss your favorite shows because you’ll be too busy building and exploring in our virtual world.

Join us for insane adventures and hilarious shenanigans as you team up with other players to conquer dungeons, build towering castles, and maybe even discover a hidden treasure or two. Who needs podcasts when you have a whole new world to explore?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and say goodbye to boring walks and missing out on shows. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	2522
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	10
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

LOLcraft: Where Players Fall for Low Effort Shit-Stirring

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Welcome to our Insanely Hilarious Minecraft Server!

Are you tired of boring, generic Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because we have the most outrageous and LOL-worthy server around!

Reasons to Join:

Unlimited TNT: Blow up your friends’ creations for the ultimate prank!
Dancing Creepers: Watch as Creepers break out into dance routines when you approach them!
Meme War Zones: Battle it out in meme-themed battlegrounds where the winner gets a diamond-studded crown!
Teleporting Pigs: Ride on the backs of teleporting pigs as they warp around the map!

Join us now and experience the craziest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Don’t miss out on the fun!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	56
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

New Minecraft Servers 2024

Elysiums.net

Updated October 1, 2024

FogCraft – Where Minecraft meets Fallout in a hilarious mashup!

Updated October 1, 2024

NofapCraft: No Blocks, Just Self-Control

Updated October 1, 2024

Crafty DILF Kingdom

Updated October 1, 2024

VTuber AI Jams Craft

Updated October 1, 2024

Blockbuster Bonanza

Updated October 1, 2024

Tom’s Blocky Birthday Bash

Updated October 1, 2024

Trailer Trash Minecraft Server

Updated October 1, 2024

Crafty Cornucopia

Updated October 1, 2024

Whiny American Gamer Server – No Complaints Allowed!

Updated October 1, 2024

SnipeCraft: Where Creepers Meet Machine Guns!

Updated October 1, 2024

BoomCraft: Where we blow up your bases for fun!

Updated October 1, 2024

MineCrafty WoW Classic Shenanigans

Welcome to our Minecraft Server!

Updated October 1, 2024

Podcast-Free Zone: Where Creepers Keep You Company

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	39
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Dragons Tamed:	7	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0