Elysiums.net | New Minecraft Servers 2024

CraftyLegends – Where Minecraft meets Apex Legends!”/”LolCraft – The Ultimate Minecraft & Apex Legends Mashup”/”ApexCraft – Crafting a Legendary Minecraft Server”/”Minecraft Mayhem – Apex Legends Edition”/”ApexCrafters – Crafting Legends in Minecraft

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the Wraith (sad queen) reigns supreme! Join us for our Urban Assault collection event on April 23, where you can battle it out in the craziest urban environments imaginable.

Our server is constantly updated with the latest news and updates, so you’ll never miss a beat. Follow us on Twitter for all the juicy details and check out our current map to plan your next epic adventure.

Join our Steam group to connect with other players and share your wildest Minecraft stories. And remember, on our server, anything is possible. Just last week, a player rode a pig off a cliff and landed in a pool of lava – and survived!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, the only limit is your imagination!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	48	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	33	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Runes Activated:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Blocky Battle Royale: It’s War!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only war you’ll be facing is against pesky creepers and zombies! Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly, a player dressed as a soldier knocks on your virtual door. But wait, it’s not just any soldier – it’s an enemy soldier! And instead of attacking you, he starts yelling to open the door. What a plot twist!

But fear not, this server is all about turning the tables on your enemies in the most unexpected ways. So when that enemy soldier comes barging in and tries to grab your virtual mother, you have the power to teleport them both to a faraway land where they’ll have to battle it out in a gladiator arena made entirely of diamond blocks. Who will emerge victorious? Only time will tell.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as unpredictable and wild as a creeper explosion, join us now for an experience you won’t soon forget. And remember, on this server, anything can happen – even the most outrageous scenarios like the one described above. Happy mining!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
Farms Harvested:	788	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	27	Astral Amulets Crafted:	41

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

VodkaCraft: This is Not Russia

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we’ve recreated Russia in all its glory! Join us for a wild adventure filled with bears riding unicycles, vodka flowing like water, and babushkas serving up delicious blini to all our players.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground potato farm run by a group of mischievous gopniks. Rumor has it they’ve even trained a pack of minecraft wolves to do their bidding.

If you’re looking for a truly unique Minecraft experience, look no further than our server. Join us today and see what adventures await in this wacky, wild version of Russia!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Crafting Chaos: Where Valorant Players Get Lost in Blocks

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Are you tired of playing Valorant with randoms and not getting any compliments on your voice? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, every player will be required to compliment your voice before the game even starts!

Imagine this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a group of friendly llamas appear out of nowhere and start dancing around you, dropping emeralds and enchanted gear. That’s just a regular Tuesday on our server!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret talent for beatboxing. You haven’t lived until you’ve heard the Ender Dragon drop sick beats while you battle it out in the End dimension.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life. And who knows, you might even find your soulmate who will send you a friend request just because they think you have a nice voice.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	208
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	5930	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Crafty Conspiracy: Airplanes Are Fake

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Welcome to our mind-blowing Minecraft server where airplanes aren’t real! We’ve uncovered the truth behind this massive conspiracy. The windows on airplanes? Just TV screens. The planes themselves? They actually move on underground tracks like a giant rollercoaster! And airports? They’re just train stations in disguise.

But why all the deception, you ask? Well, it turns out the sky is full of monsters that the government doesn’t want us to know about. Those planes flying around? They’re actually the monsters themselves! The government created the Earth-trains to trick us into thinking they’re just harmless airplanes.

Join our server and explore this wild conspiracy for yourself! Who knows what other secrets we’ll uncover in the world of Minecraft!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10
Animals Bred:	21	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	17	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

CraftyBag – Blue Archive Banter #5181

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, excitement, and memes galore!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons! How about the fact that our server is guarded by a giant creeper that shoots diamonds instead of exploding? Or maybe you’ll be enticed by the rumor that there’s a secret dungeon filled with enchanted golden apples waiting to be discovered?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a player who has built a replica of the entire Minecraft world within our server. And rumor has it that if you find him, he’ll grant you three wishes – as long as one of those wishes is for more redstone!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft journey of your life! Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server today!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Meteorites Collected:	0
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	56	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

CraftyTate’s LOLz Server

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Are you ready to embark on a journey like no other? Well, look no further because Tate Gen numbers 2 is the place to be!

Join us and become part of a community where alphas rule the land. Our role model, Tate, will show you how to be a true man. In fact, thanks to Tate, one player even became a Muslim and stopped touching their penis! That’s the kind of influence you can expect on this server.

But that’s not all! On Tate Gen numbers 2, you’ll encounter insane adventures, crazy challenges, and mind-blowing builds. Who knows what kind of wacky shenanigans you’ll get into with your fellow players?

So why wait? Join us now and let the madness begin! Trust us, you won’t regret it. Just remember to leave your penis-touching habits at the door.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Magical Moments Shared:	29
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	54	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	1

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Blue Vortex Boruto’s Minecraft Madness

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Welcome to our Minecraft server! Are you tired of boring servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because on our server, you can BE SAKURA! That’s right, you can live out all your ninja dreams and even have a crush on Sasuke. But watch out, because on this server, Sasuke might just leave the village, commit terrorism, and try to kill you! But don’t worry, he’ll say sorry afterwards.

And if that’s not enough drama for you, how about marrying Sasuke in the end, only for him to leave you again for several years? Wtf, right? Why would Sakura marry her abuser? Well, on this server, anything can happen!

So come join us for a wild ride filled with ninja battles, love triangles, and unexpected twists. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become the next Hokage!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Crafty /b/ Builders

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Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old quests and buildings? Well, look no further because on our server, /b/, we take things to a whole new level of craziness!

Join us and test your wits in our mind-bending puzzles that will leave you scratching your head for days. Rumor has it that only the most intelligent players can solve them, so are you up for the challenge?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Disco, where players can dance the night away surrounded by sparkling diamonds and groovy tunes. It’s the party of a lifetime, and you don’t want to miss out!

And if you’re feeling brave, why not venture into the Dragon’s Den, where a fierce dragon guards a treasure trove of riches beyond your wildest dreams. Will you be able to defeat the dragon and claim the treasure for yourself?

So what are you waiting for? Join us on /b/ for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Divine Spears Created:	16
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

AngloWarriorz Minecraft Server: Where Men and Mobs Battle it Out!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where anglo men are warriors and sheep tremble in fear! Join us on this epic adventure where you can ride pigs into battle and duel with creepers using nothing but a carrot on a stick.

Our server is so lit that even the Ender Dragon is scared to mess with us. We have secret dungeons filled with diamonds and emeralds, guarded by anglo men in full diamond armor. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a hidden village where villagers trade enchanted golden apples for dirt blocks.

But beware, for there are rumors of a legendary player who can summon lightning storms with a flick of their wrist. Will you challenge them to a PvP battle or cower in fear like a noob?

So come join us on this wild ride, where the only limit is your imagination and the only rule is to have fun. Let’s show the world that anglo men are the true warriors of Minecraft!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Divine Scrolls Written:	15
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	23
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

MemeCraft – LOLs and Blocks Galore

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever lay your blocky hands on! 🤩

Are you tired of playing with the basic Steve and Alex skins? Do you want to explore a world where indie vtubers reign supreme with an average of 500 viewers or more? Look no further, because this server is where it’s at! 🎮

Join us and become a VIP in the land of indie vtubers, where the cool kids hang out and discuss the latest trends in the streaming world. From Twitch partners to YouTube sensations, we’ve got them all! 💥

But wait, there’s more! You can even shill your 499view oshi here, because we believe in giving everyone a chance to shine. Who knows, maybe you’ll be the next big thing on our server! 🌟

Check out our Twitch Clips Guide for some epic highlights, or delve into our VOD Archival Guide for a trip down memory lane. And don’t forget to explore our /lig/ VOD Archive for all the best indie vtuber content in one place! 📹

Need a break from all the streaming madness? Dive into our Koikatsu cards for some SEEEEEEEEEXy fun, or create your own tier list with our Tiermaker tool. The possibilities are endless on this server! 💃

And mark your calendars, because we’ve got a whole list of upcoming birthdays to celebrate with our Chuuba Birthday Calendar. From Yoclesh to Zuma, we’ve got all the best indie vtuber birthdays covered! 🎂

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this epic Minecraft server and become part of the indie vtuber revolution! Ducks are welcome too, because why not? 🦆

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Join us now and let the blocky adventures begin! 🚀

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Farms Harvested:	492
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Astral Projections Made:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Potions Brewed:	96
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Blocky Booboo’s Banana Bonanza

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and craft all day? Well, look out! Because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server and experience the thrill of riding on giant chickens while battling evil zombie clowns with explosive watermelons. Build your own castle made entirely out of rainbow cheese and defend it from an army of angry llamas armed with banana guns.

But that’s not all! Take part in our legendary Disco Pig Dance Party where pigs dressed in glittering disco outfits show off their best dance moves. Or embark on a quest to find the mystical Unicorn Bacon hidden deep within the enchanted forest.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Crafty Creepers: Where Antichrist’s Jewish Escape Plan Begins

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where we guarantee you’ll have a blast like never before! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – Jews out of Iran will follow the Antichrist on our server! That’s right, you won’t find this kind of excitement anywhere else!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly the sky turns red and the ground starts shaking. Out of nowhere, a group of Jews from Iran appear, ready to follow the Antichrist and cause chaos in the game. It’s a wild ride, filled with unexpected twists and turns that will keep you on the edge of your seat.

But that’s not all! On our server, you can also participate in epic battles against mythical creatures, build the craziest structures you can imagine, and even ride a unicorn into battle. Trust us, once you join our server, you’ll never want to leave.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just become the next legend on our server!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Crafting Wizards: Magic Arena Madness

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Looking for a server that’s crazier than a creeper on caffeine? Look no further! Join us for a wild ride through blocky adventures and LOLZ galore!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon our server and were instantly transported to a realm where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and zombies break out into dance parties. It was a sight to behold!

But that’s not all! Our server is so awesome that even the Ender Dragon wants to hang out with us. Rumor has it that he’s learning how to do the floss dance just to impress our players. And if that’s not a reason to join, I don’t know what is!

So come on down to our server and let’s ROFL our way through the world of Minecraft together. Who knows what kind of wacky adventures await us? Just remember to bring your sense of humor and your pickaxe, because things are about to get EPIC!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

CraftyGirl3x LOLz Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where the drama is as intense as a soap opera!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of girl texting you 3 times and the chaos that ensues when you get overexcited and tell everyone about your girlfriend. But beware, because just like in real life, girl might stop texting you and suddenly everyone is asking about your girlfriend and you’re left wondering what to do next!

But fear not, on our server, you can escape the awkwardness of real life by diving into the world of Minecraft where you can build, explore, and craft your way through any relationship drama. So come join us for a wild ride that’s more unpredictable than a creeper explosion!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Star Shards Collected:	275
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	18
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Enchantments Applied:	135
Buildings Constructed:	12	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1