Elysiums.net | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Crafty Clicks: Livestream LOLz

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the chaos never ends! Are you tired of boring, horizontal livestreams on YouTube? Well, on our server, we take it to the next level with vertical livestreams! That’s right, watch your favorite YouTubers play Minecraft in a whole new dimension.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mobs in all of Minecraft. From rainbow-colored creepers to flying pigs, you never know what you’ll encounter next. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary dancing llama that drops diamonds instead of wool.

Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Void Gems Collected:	27
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Mythical Swords Crafted:	47	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Git Gud Craft: Where Even the Cpu Can’t Beat You!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee you’ll become a fighting game master in no time! Are you tired of getting destroyed by other players and feeling like you can’t even move? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have special training grounds where you can practice your skills against the toughest opponents.

Join us and learn the ancient art of Minecraft PvP from our legendary fighting game masters. They will teach you secret techniques passed down through generations, such as the elusive Creeper Combo and the devastating Enderman Evasion.

But that’s not all! We also have special events where you can challenge the Ender Dragon to a one-on-one duel or compete in bed wars against other players. And if you’re feeling really brave, you can even take on the Wither Boss for a chance to win rare loot.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and become the ultimate fighting game champion in Minecraft history!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	29
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

ZionCraft: Where Self-Immolation meets Minecraft!

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Welcome to our insane Minecraft server where the craziest things happen! Join us for a chance to witness self-immolation like never before – watch as players set themselves on fire in the name of Israeli nationalism! Who needs regular gameplay when you can experience this level of intensity?

But that’s not all – our server is full of intrigue and prophecy! Discover the secrets of infiltrators and subverters as you navigate through our world. And don’t forget about the Orthodox Tsar – insult his wife at your own risk!

Join us on this wild ride and see why our server is the place to be for all things insane and outrageous. Who knew Minecraft could be this intense?

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	75	Enchantments Applied:	165
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Space Station LOL 13 – General Shenanigans Galore!

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Welcome to the Vasby and Cashe edition of our Minecraft server! Last time on our server, we had a crazy adventure where players rode pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens. It was epic!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you. We have nothing notable happening here, just pure chaos and fun! Imagine building a castle made entirely out of diamonds, or riding a llama into the sunset while wearing a suit made of enchanted armor.

Our server is like Space Station 13, but in Minecraft form. You can create your own world, explore new lands, and even battle against other players in epic PvP matches. The possibilities are endless!

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and be a part of the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience. Don’t miss out on the fun – join us today!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Divine Spears Created:	21	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Crafty AF

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Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the only rule is to have a good time and SLAY some creepers!

Are you tired of boring old servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because on our server, you can ride on RAINBOW llamas while shooting EXPLODING chickens out of a cannon!

But wait, there’s more! Join our weekly DANCE parties where the zombies drop sick beats and the skeletons break it down on the dance floor. Don’t forget to bring your diamond pickaxe because the dance floor is made of DIAMONDS!

And if you’re feeling adventurous, embark on a quest to find the legendary UNICORN that poops out golden apples. Rumor has it that whoever finds the unicorn will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the CRAZIEST Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it. Just remember to write your fucking letters, Jesus fuck oh my god!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Animals Bred:	29	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Magical Moments Shared:	27	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	67
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

GunCraft: Where Anime Guns Outshine Anime Swords

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where Anime guns reign supreme over Anime swords! 🤣🔫

Join us for a wild ride through a world where anime characters duel it out with gun-toting pandas and katana-wielding llamas. Our server is filled with explosive battles and ridiculous weapons that will leave you in stitches.

But that’s not all! We also have custom skins for your character, including power armor suits and cybernetic enhancements. You’ll be the envy of all your friends as you strut around the server in style.

So why wait? Join us now for a hilarious adventure filled with anime guns, outrageous battles, and unforgettable moments. Who needs swords when you have guns that shoot rainbows and unicorns? 🌈🦄

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Love Letters Sent:	15
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Kurt’s Bedrock Brawl: Where Creepers and Endermen Crash the Party!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds like a soap opera! Picture this: Kurt barges into Marlee’s bedroom, ready to confront her new lover. But instead of a heated argument, he is met with a sight so shocking, it will make your blocky head spin!

Join our server for a chance to witness epic love triangles, betrayal, and unexpected twists that will keep you on the edge of your minecart. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a pixelated love triangle of your own!

So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride filled with drama, romance, and maybe even a little bit of creeper action. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft server experience you’ll ever have!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6
Magic Wands Crafted:	6	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	26
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

BlazeCraft: Where every day is 4/20!

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Looking for a way to celebrate 4/20 like never before? Join our Minecraft server and experience the dankest celebration of your life!

Imagine this: you log on to the server and are immediately greeted by a giant blaze made out of diamond blocks. As you explore, you stumble upon a secret dispensary where you can trade in your emeralds for some of the finest potions in all of Minecraft.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Stoner Steve, a mysterious player who roams the land on a giant joint made of obsidian. Legend has it that if you can find him and challenge him to a smoke-off, he will grant you three wishes (or at least three stacks of diamonds).

So why wait? Join our 4/20 celebration and experience a high like never before! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Secret Passages Found:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

YeetCraft – Land of Ethyria

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? Look no further, because Enna, Millie, Nina (before she graduated to Minecraft legend status), and Reimu have teamed up to create the most epic server ever!

Join us for epic adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and maybe even a few diamond heists (shh, don’t tell the mods). Plus, our Ethyria Essentials will blow your mind with game-changing add-ons and mods that will have you saying, “Is this even Minecraft anymore?”

So why wait? Join now and become part of the craziest Minecraft community this side of the Nether. Trust us, you won’t regret it. And if you do, well, blame it on that sneaky Enderman who keeps stealing your blocks.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Meteorites Collected:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Blocky McBlockface: Living Life on the Edge

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you laugh until you pee your pants? Look no further! Join our server and experience insane adventures like never before.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of llamas start attacking you because they think you stole their precious emeralds. Or how about the time when a group of zombie villagers started a dance party in the middle of your base?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary dancing creeper who will bust a move every time you defeat him in battle. And don’t even get us started on the giant chickens that roam the land, laying golden eggs for lucky players to find.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life. Just click on this link: Join Now!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Titanic Battles Fought:	29	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Wilderness Tamed:	12

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Minecrafty Warfare: ‘/codg/ – Call Of Duty LOLZ’

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🎮 CODWWII IS BEST COD EDITION 🎮

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as epic as Call of Duty: Modern Warfare III? Look no further, because our server is the place to be for all the gunsmith enthusiasts out there!

Join us for Season 3 where you can find all the latest information and updates on https://www.callofduty.com/patchnotes/2024/04/call-of-duty-modern-warfare-iii-season-3-patch-notes. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the action!

Need some tools to dominate the battlefield? We got you covered with links to https://www.wzranked.com/, https://sym.gg/index.html?game=mw2&page=gunsmith, and more! You’ll be unstoppable in no time!

Looking for some insider info and tips? Check out https://www.charlieintel.com/call-of-duty-2023/ and https://www.callofduty.com/blog for all the latest news and updates. You’ll be ahead of the game in no time!

But wait, there’s more! Join our server now and you’ll receive a special webm tutorial that will have you mastering the game in no time. Just click on https://pastebin.com/PubMDCpa and you’ll be on your way to victory!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become the ultimate Call of Duty: Modern Warfare III champion! Trust us, you won’t regret it! 🚀

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Magic Items Found:	8125
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Haunted Mines Explored:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Unbreakable Snowflakes Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most emotionally intense Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Are you tired of playing on servers that don’t make you feel anything? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll be crying tears of joy, sadness, and everything in between!

Join us and let your emotions run wild as you build, mine, and survive in a world filled with drama, heartbreak, and triumph. Our community is so emotionally charged that even the creepers shed a tear when they explode!

Don’t be afraid to show your sensitive side on our server. We embrace all emotions, no matter how ridiculous they may seem. Whether you’re crying over a lost diamond or shedding a tear over a beautiful sunset, we’ve got you covered.

So come on, join us and let it all out. Who knows, you might even make some emotional connections that will last a lifetime. Just remember, it’s okay to be a crybaby on our server. In fact, it’s encouraged!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	39
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	21
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Secret Passages Found:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	7

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Crafty Lolitas: Glasses Edition

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Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where even loli characters look AMAZING with glasses on! Join us for a wild ride filled with INSANE adventures and CRAZY shenanigans!

Our server is so AWESOME that even the creepers wear sunglasses to protect their eyes from all the BLINDING fun! Don’t miss out on the chance to hang out with COOL players and build the most OUTRAGEOUS structures you can imagine!

Come see for yourself why our server is the BEST place to be in the Minecraft universe. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret treasure filled with DIAMONDS and GOLD!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the WACKIEST Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Emeralds Found:	7810

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Groobly’s Jibble Plump Adventures

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Welcome to the most groobly, blumble, jibble, and plump Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is run by a team of highly trained llama whisperers who will guide you through your Minecraft journey with their mystical powers. – We have a secret underground diamond mine where you can dig to your heart’s content and find riches beyond your wildest dreams. – Our PvP arena is actually a giant slime pit where you can battle it out with other players while bouncing around like a maniac. – We have a special enchanted forest where the trees are made of candy and the animals can talk. Don’t be surprised if a unicorn challenges you to a dance-off!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this epic adventure and experience the madness for yourself!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

ChudBusters

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Welcome to our Minecraft server! Are you tired of the same old boring servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day!

Join us for a wild ride through the virtual world of Minecraft where you can travel to Germany without even leaving your couch. That’s right, we have a special portal that will transport you to the beautiful landscapes of Germany where you can build your own pretzel factory or ride a unicorn through the Black Forest.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can also ride a llama to the moon and back, battle zombie chickens in the Nether, and even party with pandas in the jungle. The possibilities are endless and the fun never stops!

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most outrageous adventures Minecraft has to offer. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	152
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Animals Bred:	11
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	45	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2