Elysiumcraft network | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Switch Minecraft SMP AMD to NVIDIA

#youtube, 5700XT, amd, amd radeon, Browsers, CPU, Distros, Graphics Card, Hardware, Help, linux, Minecraft, NixOS, nvidia, NVIDIA GeForce, smp, Switch, Technology, Troubleshooting, vaapi flags, video decoding, video playback

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	7608
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Love Letters Sent:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Star Shards Collected:	192	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

Are you tired of your AMD graphics card crying every time you try to watch a YouTube video on Linux? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft SMP, we have NVIDIA graphics cards that can handle video decoding like a champ! Join us and say goodbye to your CPU doing all the work while your GPU sits there sobbing. Plus, we have a secret underground base where we hide all the rare ores and diamonds – shh, don’t tell anyone! So come join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and epic battles. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Political Jester Minecraft Server

2022, accusations, Airport, Biden administration, comedy, controversial figure, Government, Jester, last 10 years, luggage theft, Minecraft, minor characters, nuclear engineering, Political, political humor, political jester, Political satire, political scandal, public figure, Sam Britton, scandalous behavior, Server, top position, tranny freak

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	1552
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Crops Grown:	2850
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as Sam Britton’s luggage-stealing escapades? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, even Sam Britton himself would feel right at home. Join us for some nuclear engineering fun and political shenanigans that will have you laughing harder than a clown at a funeral. Who needs boring old politics when you can join our server and be part of the most outrageous adventures in Minecraft history? Don’t miss out on the madness – join now!

Touch Grass Minecraft SMP

agoraphobia, anxiety, depression, Exercise, fear, fresh air, go out, GRASS, Help, ISOLATION, leave house, mental health, Minecraft, motivation, outside, seek help, self-care, smp, social anxiety, Sunlight, Support, Therapy, Touch, touch grass

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	7532
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	19	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	21
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Divine Spears Created:	27	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where even the most hardcore gamers will be forced to “touch grass” and leave their virtual worlds behind! Our server is so immersive that players have reported feeling physically unable to leave their houses in real life. Join us for a chance to break free from the virtual chains that bind you and experience the great outdoors once again!

But beware, there are rumors of a mysterious force within the server that compels players to stay inside their virtual homes. Some say it’s the work of a mischievous hacker, while others believe it’s a curse placed upon the server by a vengeful witch. Will you be able to resist the urge to stay indoors and venture out into the unknown?

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP, where the grass is always greener on the other side…literally! Who knows, maybe you’ll even uncover the truth behind this strange phenomenon and become a hero in the process. Just remember to bring your sunscreen and bug spray, because you never know what dangers lurk beyond your doorstep in this wild and wacky world!

ETERNITY | SURVIVAL | 1.16 – 1.21 Minecraft server

1.16, 1.21, Advanced protection, battle pass, Clan Alliances, Clan Wars, Clans, classic, Competitions, daily challenges, Donations, Duels, Economy, Eternity, Events, exclusive plugins, Fly, Free Admin, Free Donations, frequent events, Lands, Monthly challenges, Mystical chests, No Mini-Games, Pirate, powerful hardware, Prison, Private, Professional moderation, PvE, pvp arena, Quests, Russian, season pass, Survival, Unique enchantment books, Vanilla, Weddings

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	3916
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	6036	Votes:	4568
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Magic Items Found:	2844	Orbs of Power Found:	11

✨ETERNITY – Plunge into an incomparable world where creativity meets adventure!✨

✅ Supported versions: 1.16 – 1.21

✅ Clan alliances, lands, quests and much more.

✅ Duels, PvP Arena, Clan Wars.

✅ Competitions for server tops.

✅ Battle and Season Pass.

✅ Exclusive plugins.

✅ High-quality assembly.

✅ Mystical chests.

✅ Frequent events.

✅ Unique enchantment books.

✅ Daily and monthly challenges.

✅ Advanced protection against cheaters, DDoS attacks and other exploits!

✅ Professional and responsive moderation: your comfort is a priority!

✅ Powerful hardware, performance without lags or TPS drops!

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Zany Zen Minecraft Server

Agent Record, Asaba Harumasa, Astra Yao, Bangboo vs Ethereal, character demo, Combat Footage Review, combat simulation, En-Nah, FREEZZZASSEMBLE, Hoshimi Miyabi, HSAHLWFEFE, Minecraft, MIYABIRELEASE, OP pastebin, Redeemable Codes, Resources, Server, Special Visitor, Upcoming Events, useful links, Windchaser Harumasa, zany, zen, zenless zone zero, ZENLESSGIFT, ZZZFMHARUMASA

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	6830
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Emeralds Found:	9653	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	47	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old quests and mobs? Well, look no further because our server is like a storm of falling stars – unpredictable and full of surprises!

Join us for the special program “A Storm of Falling Stars” where you can battle it out with Bangboo and Ethereal in an epic showdown. And don’t miss out on the Data Bounty: Combat Simulation where you can test your skills against the toughest enemies.

But wait, there’s more! We have a special visitor coming to town, Windchaser Harumasa, who will blow you away with his skills. And if that’s not enough, we have redeemable codes like ZENLESSGIFT and ASSEMBLEMIYABI to unlock exclusive rewards.

So why wait? Join us on this wild adventure where anything can happen. Who knows, you might even stumble upon the legendary creature “En-Nah” or witness the epic showdown between Bangboo and Ethereal. Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server now and let the madness begin!

Minecraft SMP: /msdg/ – Manly Stable Dudes Gaming

AI boorus, amd, catbox, controlnet, CPU, cuntboys, Dudes, Extras, futa, Gaming, guides, Learn to inpaint, LOCAL SETUP, LoRAs, Male only, Male Stable Diffusion General, manly, Minecraft, models, msdg, No females, nvidia, Online pose editor, Openpose editor extension, Optimize Stable Diffusion, Prompt, Real artist tags, Resources, smp, Stable, Stable Diffusion installation guide, Stable Diffusion wikis, Train LORAs, Trans

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	5243
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	19
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5

Welcome to the most exclusive Minecraft SMP server out there! This server is strictly for males only – sorry ladies, this is a no girls allowed zone. We don’t want any cuntboys, futas, or trans players here, just manly men building and crafting their way to victory.

But don’t worry, we have all the resources you need to thrive in this wild world of blocks and mobs. From models to LORAs to ControlNet, we’ve got you covered. And if you’re looking to optimize your Stable Diffusion experience, we have guides for Nvidia, AMD, and even CPU users.

But the real fun starts when you join our server. We have insane stories of epic battles, hilarious pranks, and unbelievable builds. You never know what crazy adventure awaits you in this wacky world.

So come join us and see what all the hype is about. Just remember, no girls allowed – unless they can prove they’re as manly as the rest of us!

Blocky Babe Minecraft Server

babe, blocky, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	506
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	20
Dimension Hops:	12	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Animals Bred:	42	Ores Mined:	3711
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	27
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Dragons Tamed:	7	Enchantments Applied:	148

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as spicy as your crush on that one villager? Look no further, because our server is like finding your dream Minecraft girlfriend!

Join us for a wild ride filled with diamond armor fashion shows, creeper karaoke nights, and epic battles against a horde of zombie pigmen who just can’t handle your awesomeness.

Trust us, once you join our server, you’ll be saying “This is my type of woman” every time you log on. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and let’s make Minecraft memories that will last a lifetime (or at least until the next server reset)!

Flaggy Minecraft SMP

2025, Flaggy, Flags, long tail tags, Minecraft, pw, smp

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	9615
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	35
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a prophecy that by 2025, every player will have their own personalized flag to represent their kingdom! That’s right, forget about building boring old houses, now you can stake your claim and show off your dominance with your very own flag waving proudly in the wind.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground bunker filled with enchanted golden carrots that will give you super speed and jump boost for 24 hours. Only the bravest and most skilled players will be able to find this hidden treasure and harness its power.

Join us on /pw/ and become a part of the most epic Minecraft SMP adventure of all time. Who knows what other crazy surprises and challenges await you in this wild and wacky world!

Subs Gone Wild Minecraft Server

Anime, anime fans, copyright infringement, Digital Media, fan culture, Fan Made, fan subs, illegal, internet culture, japanese animation, Minecraft, Niche, online distribution, Otaku, Piracy, Server, streaming, subbing community, subbing groups, SUBS, Subtitles, translation, Underground, Wild

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	2051
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	2878	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Mythical Quests Completed:	36	Chimeras Created:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild anime crossover episode! Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a giant mecha robot appears out of nowhere and starts battling a horde of creepers. And just when you think things couldn’t get any crazier, a magical girl swoops in on a flying unicorn to save the day!

But wait, there’s more! Our server has the most epic fan subs in all of Minecraft. Forget about boring old subtitles, we’ve got hilarious translations that will have you laughing out loud. Who needs to understand what’s going on when you can have a good time instead, am I right?

So why join our server? Because where else can you find a place where you can build your own anime-inspired world, battle crazy monsters, and laugh your butt off at the same time? Join us now and prepare for the ultimate anime adventure in Minecraft!

SMP Minecraft Sprinter Showdown!

100m race, athletic ability, athletic competition, athletic performance, elite speed, fastest man, Minecraft, NFL athlete, professional sprinter, showdown, smp, speed comparison, speed test, sports challenge, sports debate, sprinter, sprinting, sprinting competition, sprinting event, track and field, track star, tyreek hill, world record holder

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	4400
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	19
Magic Crystals Found:	25	Runes Activated:	0
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Zombie Dances:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to witness the ultimate race between Tyreek Hill and a professional sprinter! Rumor has it that Tyreek Hill can run the 40m in a blazing 4.29 seconds, but can he keep up with a seasoned track star in the 100m? Only on our server will you find out the answer to this burning question. Plus, we have epic build battles, treasure hunts, and secret underground lairs to explore. So come join us and see if Tyreek Hill can outrun the competition in the most epic race of all time!

The Block Party Minecraft Server

928835511, ANONYMOUS, anonymous author, anonymous tip, BLOCK, Book, Code, crime, detective, encrypted, Enigma, Fiction, hidden identity, investigation, Minecraft, Mystery, no, novel, Party, puzzle, secret, Server, Suspense, Thriller, unknown author

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	7505
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Mines Excavated:	2784
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Void Gems Collected:	10
Dragon Eggs Found:	3417	Votes:	3361
Herobrine Sightings:	5	New Chunks Explored:	861327

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and craft all day? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, rainbow sheep, and dancing creepers! Our server is so crazy, even the Ender Dragon does the Macarena!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a player who once built an entire castle out of nothing but dirt and sheer determination. Rumor has it he can tame a pack of wolves just by staring them down. Join our server and maybe you’ll be lucky enough to witness his epic feats of block-building mastery!

And if you’re feeling brave, why not take a dip in our lava-filled swimming pool? It’s the hottest spot on the server, literally! Just make sure to bring some fire-resistant armor and a bucket of water to cool off afterwards.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the most insane Minecraft experience of your life! Just remember, once you enter, there’s no turning back. Happy mining, crafting, and surviving, players!

Normie Enthusiasm Minecraft SMP Exuberance

anticipation, celebration, countdown, Cycle, Enthusiasm, EXCITEMENT, exuberance, Festive, fireworks, Fun, Gathering, Happiness, holiday, joy, Minecraft, new year’s eve, Normie, Optimistic, Party, smp, socializing, tradition

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	3620
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Holy Grails Found:	3
Meteorites Collected:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1

Are you tired of boring, normie-filled Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where the enthusiasm and exuberance never stop, even on New Year’s Eve? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, most chaotic server out there!

Join us for epic battles with flying pigs, treasure hunts for diamond-encrusted potatoes, and dance parties with creepers (they’ve got some killer moves, trust me). Our community is filled with wacky characters who will keep you laughing for hours on end.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself! Who knows, you might even find yourself in a dance-off with a zombie villager or racing llamas through a maze of lava pits. The possibilities are endless on our SMP!

Shit Marathon Minecraft Server

Anime, character genius, death note, Europioid, games, hostility, japanese anime, Japanese characters, Japanese culture, japanese games, Japanese influence, Japanese media, Japanese stereotypes, Japanese voices, japanism, Marathon, Minecraft, pathos, PCs, plot twists, Russian language, Server, Shit

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	767
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	335
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	8	Rainbows Spotted:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t find a single trace of “Japanism”! That’s right, we’ve banned all things Japanese from our server because we know how much you hate it. No annoying pathos, no cringy Japanese girl voices, and definitely no plot twists for the sake of character genius.

We’ve even gone as far as to ban the Russian language because, let’s be honest, who needs it? And don’t even get us started on those stretched out characters – we keep it real on our server.

So if you’re tired of all the Japanese influence in the gaming world, come join us where we promise a Japanese-free experience. Plus, we have flying little shits with burning mittens from MGS – what more could you ask for? Join now and let’s demolish some blocks together!

Is This Unadaptable To Film? Minecraft SMP

adapting books to film, adapting plays to film, film, film adaptation, film adaptation challenges, film adaptation considerations, film adaptation difficulties, film adaptation discussion, film adaptation limitations, film adaptation problems, film adaptation process, film adaptation techniques, film analysis, film criticism, film industry, film production, film theory, Minecraft, movie adaptation, screenwriting, smp, storytelling, unadaptable

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	5238
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Farms Harvested:	884	Buildings Constructed:	23
Dragons Tamed:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is like a blockbuster movie waiting to happen! Join us for epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and unexpected plot twists that will leave you questioning reality. From battling giant chickens to uncovering secret treasure troves hidden deep underground, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride that’s so entertaining, Hollywood will be knocking on our virtual doors in no time!

Top & Bottom Minecraft Server

Bottom, Boundaries, Communication, consent, Conversation, DOMINANCE, dynamics, Exploration, Interaction, irys, Minecraft, perspective, perspective shift, relationships, Respect, response, role reversal, Roleplay, Server, Submission, Top, Understanding

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	6629
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Magic Items Found:	2132	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only drama is who has the most diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, things get spicy! Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and scandalous gossip like “IRyS is bottom and I am top.” Who will come out on top in this wild world of Minecraft drama? Join now to find out and be a part of the chaos!

Players:	94/400	Votes:	2271
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Alien Abductions:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	0