Elysium | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Gov’t-Free Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where politics and real-world issues don’t matter at all! Whether you’re team Trump, team Kamala, or team Penguin, none of them have any influence here. Our players are too busy living their best virtual lives to worry about high rent, gas prices, or the economy.

Join us for a wild ride filled with weed, sex, partying, and buying Jordans – because who needs real responsibilities when you can escape to our server? It’s like a never-ending party where the only rule is to have fun and build epic creations.

Come see for yourself how our players, regardless of race, have been thriving in this virtual world for years, completely unfazed by the chaos of the real world. So why wait? Join our server now and let the good times roll!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

/BLA CKED/ General – Minecraft SMP – #3318

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Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever encounter – New America Edition! Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, our AI guides are so advanced that they can help you build a house out of diamonds in no time. Plus, our BLACKED Modding is out of this world – turn your Minecraft character into a Genshin Impact hero or a Doki Doki Literature Club character, the possibilities are endless!

But that’s not all – we have an exclusive BNWO Dictionary to help you navigate our crazy world, and a Slur Strokes/Earned Orgasms Program that will leave you questioning reality. And don’t even get us started on our PMV Torrent – it’s a wild ride, let me tell you.

Join now for a chance to experience the most outrageous Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever encounter. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because things tend to get a little…weird around here.

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Invisible Walls Found:	4

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

City Life Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where the pigs ride on top of the creepers and the zombies break out into dance parties? Look no further, because our server is the craziest place in all of Minecraft!

Join us for epic adventures where you can ride on the back of a flying llama while battling a horde of evil chickens. Explore our custom-built world where the trees are made of diamonds and the rivers flow with lava.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over the land with an iron beak. Will you be able to defeat him and claim his golden egg of ultimate power?

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even discover the secret underground lair of the elusive Potato Wizard!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	11

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Billie’s Minecraft SMP Slugger’s Ceiling

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the craziest, most outrageous server you’ll ever encounter!

Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and non-stop laughter as we embark on quests to find the rarest items and battle the most ferocious mobs. Need a reason to join? How about the fact that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent chickens who have mastered the art of redstone and command blocks?

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground base filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even a pet dragon waiting to be tamed. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary portal to the Nether, where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to survive.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride and see if you have what it takes to conquer the craziest Minecraft SMP in existence!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

What is the IP for SuperHorrorBro Minecraft Server?

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SuperHorrorBro is a popular horror gaming YouTuber known for his entertaining playthroughs, reviews, and commentary on various horror games. With a passion for all things spooky and creepy, he has amassed a loyal following of fans who appreciate his witty humor and genuine love for the horror genre.

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	24
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Farms Harvested:	906

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

StoryMine Warps Shops Survival server Minecraft

Anarchies, Antispam, BUILD, Cities, Comfortable survival, develop, Donations, drawing, Fly, Game Currency, GOD, Hosting, in-game currency, Jobs, Minecraft, Mini Games, op, Open stores, Plugins, Private, Russian, Shop, Shops, simulation, Starter Kit, StoryMine, Survival, Unbalanced whales, Vultures, Warps, Web map, wipe

What is our server about? The most honest survival possible. Donations are kept as low as possible. No one has OP – GOD – FLY!

Develop yourself. Build beautiful warps. Open stores for players, earn in-game currency and buy donations with it!

We don’t have any mini-games, anarchies, vultures or other bullshit. Only classic survival! Everything is done for YOU.

⬛ There are no unbalanced whales and donation statuses (no donation trash).

⬛ Huge worlds of 40,000 x 40,000 blocks (there is a Web map).

⬛ Drawing and simulation range – 20 chunks!

⬛ Private for 3,000,000 blocks for all players!

⬛ Powerful hosting, no lags.

⬛ For game currency you can buy donation statuses!

⬛ Minecraft mechanics are untouched.

⬛ Everything has been translated into Russian! All plugins!

⬛ Let’s try not to wipe for as long as possible!

⬛ WE DON ‘ T NEED DONATIONS! The server is created for pleasant and comfortable survival!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	9

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Sue Me Not Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where the pigs fly and the creepers dance? Look no further! Our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds – magical and totally epic!

Join us for a wild ride through pixelated paradise, where the cows speak in Shakespearean sonnets and the zombies have a killer dance routine. Our community is filled with hilarious players who will have you ROFLing all day long.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds and enchanted golden apples. Legend has it that whoever finds it will gain the power to control the weather and summon a herd of rainbow-colored sheep.

So why wait? Join us now and let the madness begin! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. It’s gonna be a wild ride, kek!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	19	New Chunks Explored:	482248

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

BlockyBanter Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the pigs fly, the cows dance, and the creepers tell jokes!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamond eggs every full moon. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the elusive Nether Unicorn, who grants wishes to those who can catch it.

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle against an army of zombie villagers, or build a roller coaster that goes straight into the heart of a volcano? Trust us, this server is unlike anything you’ve ever seen before. Join now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	52
Star Shards Collected:	295	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Kino Incoming Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, get ready for a wild ride on our server! We have flying pigs that drop diamonds, gravity-defying chickens that lay golden eggs, and a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs.

Join us for epic battles against evil llamas who are trying to take over the server with their llama army. But don’t worry, we have a team of ninja pandas ready to defend us with their bamboo swords and ninja skills.

And if that’s not enough, we have a hidden treasure hunt where you can find rare loot like enchanted diamond armor and magical potions that turn you into a unicorn for a day. So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Mines Excavated:	4825	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

The Migrant Hotel King Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring themes and lackluster activities? Well, look no further than our insane asylum seeker crisis-themed SMP! Join now and become a part of the wacky world of Graham King, the migrant hotel king who is raking in £4.8 million a DAY!

Imagine building your base in abandoned military barracks or unused flats, all while housing asylum seekers and transporting them to safety. With a net worth of £750 million, Graham King is on track to become the first immigration industry billionaire in Britain – and you can be a part of his wild journey!

But that’s not all – taxpayers are shelling out between £127 and £148 a day to house these migrants, so you know the stakes are high! Join now and experience the thrill of managing decrepit, impoverished, and run-down properties while making a profit of £91.2 million a year.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our asylum seeker crisis-themed SMP and become a part of the madness today!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Divine Spears Created:	20
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Great Power Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where Poland is not just a Great Power, but THE ultimate power in the virtual world! Forget about the usual big players like US, UK, France, and Germany – Poland is where it’s at now.

Join us and witness the epic rise of Poland in the Minecraft universe. Our players are so skilled, they could negotiate peace treaties with creepers and trade diamonds with villagers like it’s nobody’s business. American and British commentators are raving about our server, saying Poland should’ve been invited to all the important meetings in the gaming world.

So why wait? Join our server and be part of the Polish Golden Age in Minecraft. Who knows, you might even get a chance to sit at the virtual round table with the top players and discuss world domination strategies over a virtual feast of pork chops and golden apples. Don’t miss out on this epic adventure – join now!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	312	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Minecraft SMP: Malcolm in the Middle

BROKE, comedy, Coming of Age, Dysfunctional family, family dynamics, financial hardship, financial struggles, GENIUS, intelligence, Malcolm, Malcolm in the Middle, middle, middle class, Minecraft, parenting challenges, quirky personalities, sibling rivalry, Sitcom, smp, Struggling, tv show, unique characters, witty humor, young genius

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Our server is filled with players who are all geniuses in their own unique ways, yet somehow they always end up broke. But fear not, because this is where the real fun begins!

Join us if you want to witness a group of brilliant minds come together to create the most ridiculous builds you’ve ever seen. From giant toilets to pixel art of Nicolas Cage, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – our players are known for their outrageous antics and crazy shenanigans. One time, they all decided to have a dance party on top of a volcano, and let’s just say things got a little heated (literally).

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s guaranteed to make you laugh, cry, and question your sanity, then look no further. Join us and be a part of the madness – just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of chaos!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	23	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Crops Grown:	1892

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can fight against hordes of alien insects and robots to Spread Democracy! Just like in HELLDIVERS 2, you’ll be waging war on different planets, each with its own crazy environment. But here’s the twist – instead of guns, you’ll be armed with pickaxes and TNT!

Join us as we liberate the galaxy one block at a time, working together to defeat the evil forces of creepers and zombies. Build your own base, mine for diamonds, and unleash chaos on the unsuspecting mobs that dare to challenge us.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is endorsed by the one and only Steve from Minecraft himself. He’s been known to drop by and challenge players to a build-off or two. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let’s show those alien insects who’s boss!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Otona ni Narenai Bokura wa Minecraft SMP Masterminds

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the sand is pixelated and the creepers are always trying to crash our beach party! Join us for a date at the beach, where you can build sandcastles with your friends and fend off zombie seagulls with your trusty diamond sword.

But be warned, the ocean is filled with hidden treasure chests guarded by evil mermaids who will challenge you to a dance-off for the loot. And don’t even get us started on the giant squid that likes to photobomb our sunset selfies.

So come on down to our beachside paradise and make some memories that will last a lifetime (or at least until the next server reset). Just remember to bring your sunscreen and your sense of humor, because things tend to get pretty wild around here. See you at the beach, beach!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	370	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

StoryMine Top economy server Minecraft

Cities, classic survival, Comfortable survival, Donation statuses, Donations, Game Currency, Hosting, Huge worlds, in-game currency, Jobs, Minecraft, Russian translation, Shop, Starter Kit, stores, StoryMine, Survival, Top economy, Web map, WIPING

What is our server about? The most honest survival possible. Donations are kept as low as possible. No one has OP – GOD – FLY!

Develop yourself. Build beautiful warps. Open stores for players, earn in-game currency and buy donations with it!

We don’t have any mini-games, anarchies, vultures or other bullshit. Only classic survival! Everything is done for YOU.

⬛ There are no unbalanced whales and donation statuses (no donation trash).

⬛ Huge worlds of 40,000 x 40,000 blocks (there is a Web map).

⬛ Drawing and simulation range – 20 chunks!

⬛ Private for 3,000,000 blocks for all players!

⬛ Powerful hosting, no lags.

⬛ For game currency you can buy donation statuses!

⬛ Minecraft mechanics are untouched.

⬛ Everything has been translated into Russian! All plugins!

⬛ Let’s try not to wipe for as long as possible!

⬛ WE DON ‘ T NEED DONATIONS! The server is created for pleasant and comfortable survival!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Emeralds Found:	3015	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1