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Players: | 106/700 | Votes: | 3142 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 0 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 |
Emeralds Found: | 4246 | Magic Items Found: | 7890 |
Gryphons Tamed: | 4 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 20 |
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 13 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 4 |
Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 2 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 4 |
Rainbows Spotted: | 7 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 5 |
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 4 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 3 |
we got diamond blocks raining from the sky, creepers that do the macarena before exploding, and a secret underground base where herobrine and bigfoot play poker every tuesday night.
if you join now, you’ll get a pet ender dragon named fluffy who farts rainbows and shoots fireballs out of its butt. plus, you’ll have the chance to battle the legendary boss mob, steve’s evil twin brother, kevin, who has a mustache made of obsidian and a pet zombie pigman named gary.
so come on down to the craziest minecraft server this side of the nether portal. elon musk’s alter ego adrian dittman is waiting for you with a diamond sword and a wink 😉