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Players: | 104/300 | Votes: | 1629 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 31 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 6 |
Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 | Crops Grown: | 2272 |
Epic Quests Completed: | 6 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 2 |
Infinity Stones Found: | 6 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 2 |
Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 12 | Emeralds Found: | 8499 |
Volcanoes Explored: | 3 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 2 |
Alternate Realities Explored: | 5 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 6 |
we got diamond blocks raining from the sky, creepers that do the macarena before exploding, and a secret underground base where herobrine and bigfoot play poker every tuesday night.
if you join now, you’ll get a pet ender dragon named fluffy who farts rainbows and shoots fireballs out of its butt. plus, you’ll have the chance to battle the legendary boss mob, steve’s evil twin brother, kevin, who has a mustache made of obsidian and a pet zombie pigman named gary.
so come on down to the craziest minecraft server this side of the nether portal. elon musk’s alter ego adrian dittman is waiting for you with a diamond sword and a wink 😉